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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 7:32 am
by A-Ro
Burton 1 Oxford 3

Walker (ex Oxford so a cert) Constable Green Potter (obviously)

5000 1500

UE Nigel Clough is seen sitting in the Directors Box - oh wait...

Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 9:10 am
by boris
Copied from the other hat thread:

Tailors 2 Disheveled 1
Harrad Creighton og - Creighton

5432 (1234)

UE: The start of the new season is delayed by 15 minutes because Brian Lee invades the pitch to claim that this should be a Conference fixture and the results of the last two seasons have been declared null and void.

Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 9:26 am
by Peterorange
Burton 1 Oxford 1
att 6122 (1144)

Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 10:14 am
by recordmeister
I had a dream last night that we lost 9-0. But then I was reading the prog from the 2nd leg play off semi final before going to bed where Boris wrote a lovely piece on our 9-1 win at Dorchester Town. Funny how the old brain works, huh....

Burton 1 - 2 Oxford

(Bullman og) / (Constable / Hall)

5,000 (1,234)

UE: Oxford lose 9-0...

Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:40 pm
by Snake
Them 1 (Pearson) Us 1 (Constable)

Att: 5678 with 1777 of Us

UE: The Mighty Us set the record for the longest unbeaten run since the Division was renamed “League II

Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 3:02 pm
by JoeyBeauchamp
Brewer's Droop 1-2 Real Ale

Bolder - Hall, Constable

5,999 (1387)

UE: The past four months have all been a dream and we're actually playing Tamworth away still in the bloody Conferance

Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 3:56 pm
by Ancient Colin
UE: I had thought the same UE (except that it was Eastbourne). It got worse, with Nick Merry emerging from the shower, but, hey, back to the drawing board.

Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 4:24 pm
by Yankee Clipper
Burton 1 Oxford United 2

Harrad Constable,Potter

5250 (1250)

UE - Alex Fergusson, Harry Redknapp and Roy Hodgson are all there to scout Beano. All are so impressed that they battle it out in a hip hop dance off in the centre circle at half time to see who get's to bid for him (we turn down the bid)

Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 4:46 pm
by Sackcloth Ox
Burton 1 (Bolder) OUFC 1 (Hall)

5,117 , (1219 OUFC)

UE: We win 8-0.

Re:

Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 5:35 pm
by Mally
&quotYankee Clipper&quot wrote:UE - Alex Fergusson, Harry Redknapp and Roy Hodgeson are all there to scout Beano. All are so impressed that they battle it out in a hip hop dance off in the centre circle at half time to see who get's to bid for him (we turn down the bid)
How ridiculous.



There's no way we'd turn down the bid.

Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 5:41 pm
by Mally
Burton 1 Oxford 0

Bolder

3902, 1261

UE - Burton fans sing &quotWe fucked your party up&quot at Oxford fans. Actually thinking about it the first three words would be pretty unusual anyway!

Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 6:02 pm
by Radley Rambler
Them 1 Us 1

Harrad, Constable

Att: 4200 with 1800 away fans

Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 8:18 pm
by deanwindass
BAFC 1 - 1 OUFC

Harrad Hall.

Att 5467 (away: 1326)

UE: Beano keeps his mouth shut and avoids a booking.

Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 8:26 pm
by Baboo
1 1

Harrad Beano

4444
1680 of us

UE: Beano plays with subtle skill throughout and it's little Sam who really puts himself about.

Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 9:35 pm
by slappy
Will the topic title get a point for most obscure 'hat' related reference of the season?