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OUFC 2-0 R&ampD
Beano, M.Green
5400, 2800

Diamonds 1 Paste 0
Louis
5432 (2678)

UE: A post-match investigation discovers that the Diamonds are, in fact, fakes that have been used by local gangsters as a money-laundering exercise following an audacious but well-planned robbery of a local dry cleaners and convenience store. One of the conclusions in the final report following the investigation is that the Diamonds' certificate of authenticity be revoked, leading to a clamour for the game to be awarded to Oxford. However, the same report concludes that oxen no longer cross the river at Oxford, and that if they did they would use a bridge anyway, and so the result stands. However, Justin Edinburgh is exiled to Scotland and Chris Wilder is forced to abandon civilisation.

Us 0 Them 0
5286
2386

UE We don't fuck it up this time.

&quotboris&quot wrote:Diamonds 1 Paste 0
Louis
5432 (2678)

UE: A post-match investigation discovers that the Diamonds are, in fact, fakes that have been used by local gangsters as a money-laundering exercise following an audacious but well-planned robbery of a local dry cleaners and convenience store. One of the conclusions in the final report following the investigation is that the Diamonds' certificate of authenticity be revoked, leading to a clamour for the game to be awarded to Oxford. However, the same report concludes that oxen no longer cross the river at Oxford, and that if they did they would use a bridge anyway, and so the result stands. However, Justin Edinburgh is exiled to Scotland and Chris Wilder is forced to abandon civilisation.

That doesn't bode well for our leading scorer.

R&ampD 1 O&ampU 0
att 5566 (2466)

R&ampD 2 Oxford 0 (Wooleaston, Louis)
6002
2755

UE - all goals scored within first 15 minutes.

Rushden 0-0 Oxford
6,126 (2786)

UE - It doesn't cost £3 (or more) to park at the ground.

Irthlingborough 1 [Paul Terry] Headington 0
5 957
2 712

We take the cautious approach and concede from a set-piece. The last 15 minutes is all Oxford but it's too late.

Rushden 1 (Tomlin) Oxford 1 (Midson). Attendance 5,450. Away crowd 2,700.

Unexpected event: An ex Oxford player doesn't score against us!

Them 0 Us 1 (Constable)

Att: 5432 with 2777 of Us

UE: The game does not finish and has to be replayed.

Them 1 Us 1

Louis, Constable

Att: 5000 with 2400 yellows

Rushden 0-2 Oxford

Beano and Chapman.

5,900 with 2,465 away.

Rushden 1 Oxford 1
Louis Constable
5678
2321

0-0
5555
2789
UE: Louis hattrick. When the game ends in a draw the ref insists the teams return to the pitch for extra time.

Rush 0-0 Thrush

5987 2799 noisy yellows


U.E All our dreams come true!

R&ampD 1: Ox 2
(Louis, Constable, Chapman)
Att 4234 (away 2453)
UE: Someone leaves the &quotfor collection at Rushden&quot tickets behind at Oxford