Grays Hat

Hog · Post by **Hog** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:51 am

win
3-0
Constable, Murray, Foster
4321
56

Mooro · Post by **Mooro** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:30 pm

a nervy 2-1 (Constable, Farrell // Thurgood)
4576
112

UE - Three youths are arrested following an attempted assault on the Oxford boss - all three have surnames beginning with &quotF&quot.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:54 pm

Us 3 Them 1 Constable 2 Farrell Slabber 4369 115

Geoff · Post by **Geoff** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:07 pm

Oxford 2 (Constable, Farrell) Grays 0. Attendance 4,495. Away crowd 95.

Unexpected event: We gain points on every team above us in the table.

Radley Rambler · Post by **Radley Rambler** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:00 pm

Us 3 Them 0

Constable, Farrell, Haldane

Att: 4200 with 100 from Grays

Snake · Post by **Snake** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:20 pm

Us 2 (Constable, Farrell) Them 0

Att: 4222 with 66 of Them.

UE: Fisher plays poorly for Oxford City. A product of our youth system makes an appearance for the Oxford United first team. The half time “entertainment

Baboo · Post by **Baboo** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:30 pm

Us 0 Them 5
Slabber 3, Tulry og, Foster og

4567
87

UE: Our missing five points float in from the car park on a gentle breezer, are pounced on by Mick Brown who pops them in an envelope, addresses it to BSP HQ and uses a big black marker pen to scrawl RECORDED DELIVERY across the top. After our 5 nil defeat Chris Wilder suggests it is not worth nipping down the Post Office for, particularly as all the local ones have gone the same way as the local lads who used to be in the first team squad.

Ancient Colin · Post by **Ancient Colin** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 12:03 am

Lost Youth 2 Not Very Athletic 1
Farrell, Chapman, Hudson-Odoi
4666, 96

The curfew tolls the knell of parting Day,
The lowing hutch winds slowly o'er the Leys,
The constable homeward plods his weary ways,
And leaves the world to darkness and to me.

UE things don't get worse. Things don't fall apart. The centre holds.

Yellow River · Post by **Yellow River** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:33 am

United 1 Athletic 0.

Constable.

47444 (93)

UE United play most of the second half with 10 men but still manage to win.

Parklife12 · Post by **Parklife12** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 11:12 am

Ox 3-0
Constable, Haldane and Chapman
4875, 69

theox · Post by **theox** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 11:14 am

Oxford 3-0 Grays
Constable, Haldane, Foster
4,356 (78

UE - No one mentions the play-offs.......

scooter · Post by **scooter** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 12:15 pm

Us 2 Them 0

Constable, Chapman.

4678

84

UE. RadOx report before the game that Nick Merry and Jim Smith have agreed to purchase Weymouth FC, The Terras release a statement confirming the agreement and saying &quot we are confident that this time we are not dealing with a Walter Mitty&quot.

Mally · Post by **Mally** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 12:27 pm

Yallows 3 Grays 0

COnstable, Farrell, Murray

4700
78
UE - Pizza company banner slips its moorings and inteferes with play.

oxfordjames · Post by **oxfordjames** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 12:35 pm

Radiohead 2 Kunt And The Gang 0
Constable, Farrell
4,555 (66)

UE: I go to the game

UE 2: A big win because I'm not there!

Roo · Post by **Roo** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 12:45 pm

Us 1 (Constable) Them 2 (O.G. &amp Slabber)
Attn 4500 with 90 from there.

U.E. The Grays manager punches an Oxford fan on the way out of the ground.