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UE - I get the score spot on & the scorers too & for good measure the total crowd too but sadly underestimate the away following by 3.
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Outrageous!"boris" wrote:UE3: People buy it, and no one spots any mistakes
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Sandwith og, Constable, Farrell
1,452 of which 184 hardy souls from the holy land
UE1: The ref sends off 5 Eastbourne players causing the game to be abandoned when we are 6-0 up.
UE2: There is an unexpected Tsunami in Eastbourne, but the ref waves play on.
UE3: The match is called off 2 minutes before kick off due to a water logged pitch.
UE4: Kelvin Thomas turns up "having had a little drinky".
Sandwith og, Constable, Farrell
1,452 of which 184 hardy souls from the holy land
UE1: The ref sends off 5 Eastbourne players causing the game to be abandoned when we are 6-0 up.
UE2: There is an unexpected Tsunami in Eastbourne, but the ref waves play on.
UE3: The match is called off 2 minutes before kick off due to a water logged pitch.
UE4: Kelvin Thomas turns up "having had a little drinky".
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Two Crabbs as it is by the seaside, Constable
1300, 288 if they count
Observing the BBC's actions, the Conference revise the points penalty on Oxford, deducting 265 points for fielding an illegible player. Mick Brown is sent to remedial handwriting classes. Oscar Wilder has nothing to declare but his own genius as his substitutions turn the game. Down on the beach, Billy drops an inflatable ball and attempts to ride a donkey (until Matt Day objects that he can't eat his ice creams). Boris, in the interests of accuracy, records the results of Littlehampton versus Oxford City for his new book.
Two Crabbs as it is by the seaside, Constable
1300, 288 if they count
Observing the BBC's actions, the Conference revise the points penalty on Oxford, deducting 265 points for fielding an illegible player. Mick Brown is sent to remedial handwriting classes. Oscar Wilder has nothing to declare but his own genius as his substitutions turn the game. Down on the beach, Billy drops an inflatable ball and attempts to ride a donkey (until Matt Day objects that he can't eat his ice creams). Boris, in the interests of accuracy, records the results of Littlehampton versus Oxford City for his new book.