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Mansfield Hat

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:42 pm
by Snake
Us 2 (Yemi, Constable) Them 1 (Duffy)

Att: 4567 with 177 of Them

UE: Duffy misses two penalties.

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:38 pm
by Hog
Us 2 Them 1
Constable, Farrell, Duffy
4555
180
UE: Mansfield get a penalty but Duffy doesn't take it, Oxford get a penalty and Constable has to wrestle the ball away from Duffy, Mansfield score 3 goals but don't win.

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:10 pm
by Sideshow Rob
Oxford 2 (Constable Farrell) Mansfield 0
4,730 (250)
UE. A Mansfield player receives 3 yellow cards and some bonus armies for a game of Risk.

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:10 am
by Radley Rambler
Us 2 Them 0

Constable, Farrell

Att: 4500 with 200 Stags

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:36 am
by A-Ro
Bumper bundle today as for me the cricket season starts now.

Mansfield - U's win 2 - 0 4567 150 Farrell Constable
York - U's win 2 - 0 2345 234 Farrell Constable
Torquay - U's win 2 - 0 4567 123 Farrell Constable
Eastbourne - U's win 2 - 0 1234 250 Farrell Constable
Forest Green - U's win 2 - 0 1234 450 Farrell Constable

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:29 pm
by Ancient Colin
Ox 1 Stag 1
Murray, Briscoe
4,888, 222

I must go down to the Kass again, to the lonely mud and sky and all I ask is a goal or two and a manager to steer us by ... oh, no, I see this is a spelling mistake. The directors' box focus their attention on large busted American film actress, who leaps to the air whenever a hard tackle takes place (the girl can't help it). It turns out that she is girl from a poor family, raised by her rich uncle who has problems on his plantation in Antigua ... WPL announce the sale of the club to &quotSir&quot Allen Stanford.

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:41 pm
by theox
Oxford 2-1 Mansfield
Constable, Yemi - Duffy
4,876 (180)

UE - Duffy misses a penalty but scores a one-on-one.

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:17 pm
by Mooro
1-0 (Farrell)
4679 134

UE - Duffy clear through in last few minutes, dummies past Turley, sidefoots the ball towards the empty goal BUT wracked with guilt then chases the ball down and clears it into the East Stand who immediately forgive him.

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:32 pm
by Roo
Us 1 (Constable) Them 2 (O.G. &amp Duffy)
Attn: 4600 with 150 from there.

U.E. I remember to post my hat prediction! -)

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:32 pm
by Zeke
Us 1 Them 0 Constable 4598 210

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:23 pm
by oxfordjames
U's 2 Stags 0
Constable, Murray
4,609 (207)

UE: We have more than 200 in the away end :shock:
UE 2: One of the visitors larger fans invades the pitch but still manages to outrun security.

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:45 pm
by Yellow River
United 4 Town 1

Farrell, Foster, Constable, Yemi. Duffy (Pen)

4850 (250)

UE. Duffy scores the oh so predictable penalty which turns out to be Mansfield's consolation as United turn on the style. Duffy is substituted after 65 minutes as he is clearly knackered and blowing out of his arse. Whilst leaving the pitch he can clearly be heard singing &quotYou got me begging you for mercy. Why did you release me?&quot

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:47 pm
by Baboo
Us 0 Them 2
Turley og, Duffy
4545
250

Re:

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:35 pm
by boris
&quotA-Ro&quot wrote:Bumper bundle today as for me the cricket season starts now.
Cricket? In February? Jesus.

Anyway:

1-1
Yemi - Silk
4444
444

UE: Duffy is on the bench
UE2: Silk impresses
UE3: Conference officials at the game are so impressed by both sides that they immediately declare all points deductions invalid, apart from Crawley's who are then deducted the combined 8 points that OUFC and mansfield were deducted

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 8:56 am
by Mally
OXford 2 Mansfield 1
Constable, Murray, Duffy

270
4800