Caption Competition

Snake · Post by **Snake** » Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:15 pm

The prize is the wig our former Chairman used last season.

OUFC4eva · Post by **OUFC4eva** » Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:22 pm

Nice to see Ian Lenagan making a show bizz appearance too.

Merry's hairpiece is very interesting.

recordmeister · Post by **recordmeister** » Sun Feb 15, 2009 3:33 am

Of course he was here. 6 games without a loss. Which board member wouldn't turn up when the going is good.

Where else is he going to go? Wigan, where he'll get it in the neck...? I don't think so.

recordmeister · Post by **recordmeister** » Sun Feb 15, 2009 3:37 am

Is IL is asking KT:

&quotSo how much is the stadium? I've got both Mark Gardener and Timmy Mallett's autographs. Do you think if I sell on them on eBay, it'll help raise the funds we need, 'cause I'm skint.&quot

[spot both our &quotceleb&quot fans in this picture]

Matt D · Post by **Matt D** » Sun Feb 15, 2009 10:48 am

IL: 'i thought jimbo normally goes down to the dug out for the second half?'

Snake · Post by **Snake** » Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:30 pm

KT to IL

“You don’t have to keep reading the rules as it’s all really simple. It’s one point for every goal scored and nothing for kicking it over the crossbar. And if someone handles the ball it’s a free kick.

scooter · Post by **scooter** » Sun Feb 15, 2009 7:57 pm

Timmy Mallett looks on wistfully as his title, The Klown of the Kassam, is taken by Mr S Cummins after the best slapstick display of refereeing seen at the stadium.

Baboo · Post by **Baboo** » Sun Feb 15, 2009 11:22 pm

&quotKelvin, do they really win every week &quot?

&quotReally! Right, perhaps I'll have a rethink&quot.

GodalmingYellow · Post by **GodalmingYellow** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:37 am

IL: &quotI thought Barclays are our shirt sponsors now&quot

Mally · Post by **Mally** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:26 pm

Nick Merry: (Whispers) If we both stare hard enough a 4th stand will appear - believe Jim, believe!

Meanwhile...

Ian Lenagan: So have I got this right Kelvin? According to this league table thingy all we need is an unconverted try and we get the 5 points back - Simple!

Meanwhile....

Timmy Mallett: Are you still concentrating dear? Nick said it could just appear at any moment.

Snake · Post by **Snake** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 1:28 pm

Mark Gardener turns to his left and says ÔÇ£Did you know youÔÇÖve got a metal spike sticking out of your head?ÔÇ?.

Brahma Bull · Post by **Brahma Bull** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:10 pm

Looks like Compo Simmonite managed to get a seat inside the celebrity Directors Box, albeit in the Away side.

Matt D · Post by **Matt D** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:29 pm

the directors' box react to the announcement of the winning 50/50 ticket: JS looks less than impressed when he realises NM hasn't won again, and it'll be his round again tonight.

Snake · Post by **Snake** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:38 pm

The bloke on KelvinÔÇÖs right was on a VIP package that included a pre-match haircut at AndyÔÇÖs Barber Shop in Bicester.

ty cobb · Post by **ty cobb** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:52 am

MG – If I can get Ride back together then the money we can make can help fund the stadium.

Person to left – Yes but with Andy Bell mucking about in Oasis you’ll need a new guitar player, someone recognisable and will appeal to the mass market…………..what about that bloke down there from that soap on TV?