Salisbury Hat
Salisbury Hat
I’m off abroad soon on Crimbo duty so I’ll have to start this Hat early..
Them 0 Us 1 (Constable)
Att: 2678 with 999 of Us
UE: Wilder is sent to the stands by the ref for swearing at his own players.
Them 0 Us 1 (Constable)
Att: 2678 with 999 of Us
UE: Wilder is sent to the stands by the ref for swearing at his own players.
Salisbury City 0-3 Oxford United
Constable (2) Murray
ATT: 1,765 (695)
UE: This guy appears in the dug out.
http://thecomicalhat.files.wordpress.co ... wilder.jpg
Constable (2) Murray
ATT: 1,765 (695)
UE: This guy appears in the dug out.
http://thecomicalhat.files.wordpress.co ... wilder.jpg
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- Brat
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Salisbury 1 Griffin, Oxford 2 Constable, Haldane.
2200 (800)
UE With the mighty yellows 1-0 down at the break, Wilder's half time team talk is an impressive affair with the new gaffer bellowing out these fine lyrics...."I never knew there where honky-tonk angels, Oh, I might have know you never make a wife, You gave up the only one that ever loved you, And went back to that wild side of life"... an arguement and fight then breaks out between Billy Turley and Matt Day over who recorded the original version. However it seems to do the trick as Oxford come from behind to win.
2200 (800)
UE With the mighty yellows 1-0 down at the break, Wilder's half time team talk is an impressive affair with the new gaffer bellowing out these fine lyrics...."I never knew there where honky-tonk angels, Oh, I might have know you never make a wife, You gave up the only one that ever loved you, And went back to that wild side of life"... an arguement and fight then breaks out between Billy Turley and Matt Day over who recorded the original version. However it seems to do the trick as Oxford come from behind to win.
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- Grumpy old git
- Posts: 2249
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- Middle-Aged Spread
- Posts: 1240
- Joined: Mon May 15, 2006 11:28 pm
- Location: Tetsworth
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- Grumpy old git
- Posts: 2663
- Joined: Tue May 16, 2006 12:23 pm
- Location: Nowhere near Treviso
Rotten Borough 1 Rotten Footballers 1
Griffin, Guy
2,222, who knows, we'll be all over the place and unaccountable, bit like the midfield, achhh, say 1100.
Mr Lenegan transfers his allegiance to Salisbury and is elected MP for the constituency surrounding the stadium. He expects his sons to become bishops, but a newcomer usurps them and appoints as his chaplain a Mr Slope, who gives his name to many football fields around the country. Matt Day has enjoyed his Christmas dinner. After his first run down the wing, seismic shock causes liquifaction of the surrounding fields, causing the disappearance of several identikit Persimmon housing estates. Voting patterns are unaffected and the only sound remaining is soft ripple from the riverlets of tears from the combined sorrows of the rival supporters.
Griffin, Guy
2,222, who knows, we'll be all over the place and unaccountable, bit like the midfield, achhh, say 1100.
Mr Lenegan transfers his allegiance to Salisbury and is elected MP for the constituency surrounding the stadium. He expects his sons to become bishops, but a newcomer usurps them and appoints as his chaplain a Mr Slope, who gives his name to many football fields around the country. Matt Day has enjoyed his Christmas dinner. After his first run down the wing, seismic shock causes liquifaction of the surrounding fields, causing the disappearance of several identikit Persimmon housing estates. Voting patterns are unaffected and the only sound remaining is soft ripple from the riverlets of tears from the combined sorrows of the rival supporters.
Wilts 1 Wilted 2
Griffin, Constable, Yemi
2430
999 (but I'm sure someone said the away capacity is 600 so that's what will be declared)
UE: Robinson has to leave the pitch to arrest fighting fans when Oxford go one down in the first half and is subbed at halftime as he has to leave to go to work, and Guy gets a hattrick.
Griffin, Constable, Yemi
2430
999 (but I'm sure someone said the away capacity is 600 so that's what will be declared)
UE: Robinson has to leave the pitch to arrest fighting fans when Oxford go one down in the first half and is subbed at halftime as he has to leave to go to work, and Guy gets a hattrick.
Sarum 1 Scarum 1
Tubbs (does he still play for them? I've no idea) Haldane
1678 (678)
UE: On the first day of christmas my true-love gives to me a partridge in a pear tree.
UE2: On the second day of christmas my true-love gives to me two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree
UE3: etc ad nauseum...
Tubbs (does he still play for them? I've no idea) Haldane
1678 (678)
UE: On the first day of christmas my true-love gives to me a partridge in a pear tree.
UE2: On the second day of christmas my true-love gives to me two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree
UE3: etc ad nauseum...
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- Puberty
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- Location: Cumnor
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- Middle-Aged Spread
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Salisbury Plain 1 (o.g.
The Plain 0
1111 444
A monk from an Oxford seminary is seen in the Salisbury pubs, trying feverishly to persuade a local girl and Salisbury supporter that she should convert to Oxford United instead. Belatedly, though, he realises that his motives are not really anything to do with football.
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1111 444
A monk from an Oxford seminary is seen in the Salisbury pubs, trying feverishly to persuade a local girl and Salisbury supporter that she should convert to Oxford United instead. Belatedly, though, he realises that his motives are not really anything to do with football.
entirely disenchanted