Turkey Cup hat

Radley Rambler · Post by **Radley Rambler** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 8:18 pm

Them 4 Us 1

Hargreaves, Mansell, Sills, Green, Constable

Att: 2200 with 300 away yellows

Snake · Post by **Snake** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:48 pm

Them 0 Us 1 (Day)

Att: 3001 with 401 of Us

UE: A black cat is run over by the team coach in the vicinity of the Ground.

Baboo · Post by **Baboo** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 11:44 pm

Doing the stuffing 3 Getting stuffed 0
Sills / Hargreaves / Green

2700
450
UE: At 3 down Billy's bad neck returns &amp he is substituted.

A-Ro · Post by **A-Ro** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 8:10 am

0 - 0 2800 280

Its certain to be a draw because I know that one of the denizens of this forum has booked a week away in Torquay when the replay is scheduled.

Pe├▒a Oxford United · Fri Nov 28, 2008 9:41 am

Fawlty Towers 5 (o.g. 5) Inspector Morse 0

2222 222

Away fans arriving early are surprised to be met by Colin Calderwood, who has walked out of Forest. He tells the fans that he loves United dearly and they start falling asleep: but before they drop off they remind each other to say their prayers. As they begin to sleep fourteen stewards emerge and place themselves around the Oxford fans for protection: the floodlights come on and the ground is bathed in an intense light

Shoobedoo · Post by **Shoobedoo** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:45 am

Bottled the playoffs against Exeter 2008 5
Bottled the playoffs against Exeter 2007 1.

Mansell, Hargreaves, Sills, Green, North
Constable.

2,801
296

UE: Timmy Mallett admits on “I’m a celebrity

Mooro · Post by **Mooro** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:23 pm

1-1 (Sills, Murray)
Att 4012
Away 412

UE - A sub comes on in the first 15 mins
UE2 - The ref abandons the game in the 16th minute due to a flooded pitch

theox · Post by **theox** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:36 pm

Torquay 1-0 Oxford
Hargreaves
2,012 (234)

UE - There are no linesmen so two of the players' Dads (one from each side) are asked to fill in. They both fall over at some stage during the 90mins.

oxfordjames · Post by **oxfordjames** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:37 pm

Turkey 3 Sweden 0
(Sills 2, Day og)
2636 (410 pissed off)

UE: Sills bags a brace (not unexpected I know!) and then apologises to us for being shit when he was here.
UE: Patto is sacked after the game.

Geoff · Post by **Geoff** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:08 pm

Torquay 1 (Sills) Oxford 0. Attendance 2,600. Away crowd 450.

Unexpected event: Torquay are disqualified under the Trades Description Act. One of the ex-Oxford contingent claimed to be a footballer.

Bista yellow · Post by **Bista yellow** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:29 pm

Torquay 0 Tourmented 0

Attendence: 3889
Away: 401

UE We get a replay!

boris · Post by **boris** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:17 pm

Talkie 2 Silenced 0
Sills, Green
3333 (333)

UE: There isn't a clamour for Patto to be sacked after the game

Ascension Ox · Post by **Ascension Ox** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:50 pm

Torquay 1 (Sills) OUFC 1 (Trainer) 2,188 (485 U's)

UE: Keith Cox sighted in directors box. And six cats.

GodalmingYellow · Post by **GodalmingYellow** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 4:56 pm

Turkey 3 Chicken 1

Mansell, Hargreaves, Sills, Odubade

3,132 of which 401 from Oxo

Jerome Sale switches allegiance to supporting Torquay during the game, saying he has had enough of supporting this rubbish.

Nick Merry arrives in his Bentley, and sits outside Plainmoor on his bonnet, drunk as a skunk, flicking two fingers up at each passing Oxford fan.

Kelvin Thomas plays up front for Ox.

Yellow River · Post by **Yellow River** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:36 pm

Torquay 3 Oxford 0

Sills 2, Banyon1.

3350 (350)

UE, Mad Dog introduces a new pre-match warming up exercise which consists of the entire squad lined up on the touch line, they then proceed to perform a highland jig whilst singing at the top their voices &quotDance ti' thy daddy, sing ti' thy mammy, Dance ti' thy daddy, ti' thy mammy sing
Thou shall hev a fishy on a little dishy, Thou shall hev a fishy when the boat comes in&quot Young Alex Fisher is rather good at it.