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A Stute Hat
Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 1:41 pm
by Shoobedoo
Histonia 1 – 0 Hysteria
Wright
1,186
331
UE: There are more police than fans at the game as the Cambridgeshire Constabulary practices its’ crowd control ready for the Leeds cup tie.
Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 1:55 pm
by Mooro
Histon 2 Hissed At 1 (Wright, Okay // Constable)
Att 1210 Away 364
UE - Patterson doesn't use extra time on Tuesday as an excuse...
Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 2:15 pm
by Bista yellow
Histon 1 Piston them 2
Constable brace!
1168, away: 298
Patto lost for words apart from the usuel "they're a great bunch of lads!"
Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 2:38 pm
by Geoff
Histon 2 (Midson, Wright) Cistern 1 (Constable). Attendance 1,350. Away crowd 350.
Unexpected event: It snows and they open the first natural ski slope in Cambridgeshire!
Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 3:03 pm
by Radley Rambler
Histon 2 Hysterical 1
Midson, Wright, Constable
Att: 1200 with 350 stalwarts
Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 3:10 pm
by Zeke
Them 1 Us 0 Wright 1463 394
Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 3:54 pm
by theox
Histon 2-1 Oxford
Wright 2 - Haldane
991 (298)
UE - The lady referee actually officiates this game which catches everyone by surprise and the 'you should have stayed in the kitchen' chant is a shambles as no one has rehearsed.
Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 4:06 pm
by newhinkseyyellow
Histon 0 Oxford 1 (Haldane)
1157 (298)
UE - Histon adopt a passing game, for this fixture.
Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 4:21 pm
by Ancient Colin
Just a small hamlet near Cambridge 2 Ancient City with ideas above its station 1
Mitchell-King, Knight-Percival, Squire Sam Deering.
A crestfallen Patto casts the sword of office into a nearby lake, whereon an aethereal pale hand reaches up, grasps the sword and waves it forlornly. The mists part and a rustic row boat comes to carry the bloodied corpse of our hopes and dreams to a mystic isle. Under a mountain by a yew bough, King Dennis awaits the call to save Oxford and England
Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 5:12 pm
by Pe├▒a Oxford United
I used to get the bus through there 1 (o.g.
I used to walk there 0
1111 333
An old Cambridge don, tired of life, twice tries to poison himself on the morning of the match, but each time stops when he is disturbed by the sound of nearby college choirs. Cursing, he is surprised when the ghost of Robert Maxwell appears. Feeling rejuvenated by his relative youth compared to Maxwell's figure, he sets out on a walk to a nearby football game, accompanied by the ghost. They stop at a pub on the edge of Cambridge, where students, villagers and members of the armed forces are all singing a song, the lyrics of which debate the relative merits of wine and beer.
Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:37 pm
by Yellow River
Histon 2 Oxford 4
Midson, Reeves, - Deering, Trainer, Constable, Yemi.
1257 (257)
Ue - The watching Leeds Utd scouts are so impressed with little Sam that they convince Gary MacAllister to slap in a £100,000 bid first thing on Monday morning.
Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:40 pm
by Hog
Village People 3 (Midson, Wright, Simpson) BadCompany 0
1234
321
UE: Oxford win by 3, Evans features and Deering doesn't
Re:
Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:42 pm
by Hog
"Mooro" wrote:Histon 2 Hissed At 1 (Wright, Okay // Constable)
Att 1210 Away 364
UE - Patterson doesn't use extra time on Tuesday as an excuse...
He's already said he won't use it as an excuse - surely you believe him?
Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:03 pm
by scooter
Jam 3 Marmalade 1
Wright h/t, Yemi
1164
286
UE. As a gesture of solidarity with our celebrity fan Yemi eats a kangaroo testicle as part of his goal celebration.
Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:58 pm
by oxfordjames
Histon 1 Broke 1
Wright Trainer
1509 (315)
UE: Ox don't get destroyed.