Rage Online

Not going to be near a PC for a few days so in case there is a SS hat.

FGR 0 Yellows 1

Hutchinson

Att: 500 with 150 yellows

Them 0 Us 5 (Patterson, Smith (J), Merry, Rhodes-Brown, Olly the Ox)

Att: 345 with 77 people in the away end who really should have better things to do.

UE: This turns out to be one of the lowest ever known attendance to watch an Oxford United first team game (home or away).

0-0

0

none

&quotPeña Oxford United&quot wrote:0-0

0

none

You’re not taking this seriously are you?

For all you know the Hat rules may state a points deduction for making a weakened prediction.

C’mon, someone will pay fifteen quid to turn up, surely.

1 - 0

Hutch OG

628
38

UE Billy Turley comes on for the last ten minutes and plays up front as a centre forward.

Forest Green 1 Jungle Yellow 17
Day og Yemi 10, Taylor 7
333 (33)

UE: At half time the electricity surge caused by thousands of Oxford supporters who are listening on the radio as they boil their kettles for their half-time cuppas causes the National Grid to collapse. The tidal wave as they simultaneously flush their toilets causes the sewerage system to fail, and the sudden influx of contributors to the live chat room of Rage Online causes the whole internet to crash. Civilisation comes to a grinding halt. No one notices.

FG 3 OU 2 (Ridiculouso, Foster (og), Turley (og) // Deering, Awful (og))
Att 2012 Away 299

UE - In a rather spectacular finish to the game, to avoid going through to the next round FG engineer a rather lame own goal in the 90th minute, only for Oxford to score two own goals in stoppage time without an opponent touching the ball.
As punishment, Setanta order that both teams are put through to the next round, but on appeal Oxford are forgiven after successfully arguing that they are quite capable of throwing away a game away from home without having done so deliberately.

UE2 - someone cares
UE3 - we suffer no long term injuries during the game

Right…

My UE2 is:

Leading 1-0 with just 10 minutes to go Oxford United pull off Billy Turley and put the coach driver in goal. Mickey Lewis is seen on the touchline waving a £50 note to the referee. People close to the dugout hear him say “C’mon ref, it’s yours if we lose

Forest 1 Gumps 0
(Mangan)
345
67
UE: Each team scores at least 2 own goals in an attempt to avoid the next round, the ref blows for full time after 80 minutes and the home crowd are locked in until the United hoardes have departed. Oh, and United start with 10 of the 11 that started on Saturday, maybe even 11 allowing for injuries.

2-0
What Hog said x2
63
2

Rovers 1 United 2

Afful, Haldane, Yemi.

Att 425, (133)

UE Hinchliffe saves two penalties. Whilst waiting for the second penalty to be taken in injury time, Hinchcliffe can clearly be heard attempting(successfully) to distract the FGR spot kick taker with a rather good impression of Norman Wisdom &quot Mr Grimsdale!, Mr Grimsdale ! &quot

0-0
No one
400
52

Why are we doing this?!

Forest Green 1 - 2 Wooden And Wet Behind The Ears
Mangan - Yemi, Constable
1316 (434)
UE: Patterson plays his strongest side.

Interesting stat: every winner of the Setanta Shield has gone on to be champions!

Forest Greens 2 Urban Yellows 1

o.g. o.g. Yemi

250

35

UE - Patterson uses the word &quotfuck&quot in his post match interview with Radio Oxford.

Them 1 Us 2 Mangan Yemi Hutch 896 215