Your cat

[Hog]

Win
2-1
Trainer, Constable, McBreen
4567
234
UE: York wear United's yellow shorts, Denis Smith coaches the defence from behind the goal whilst dressed as a ballboy and Yemi scores a hattrick.

[A-Ro]

0 - 1 Foster og 4444 333

[YellowHoods]

Saxons 2 Vikings 0

5,167 (412 of them)

UE - York fans are blinded by their own red &amp blue smoke when the wind direction changes suddenly. Payback for all the dodgy spam recipes when I was at school.

[Ancient Colin]

In haste
2-2
Guy, Trainer, Farrell, Sodje, assuming they still play for them
4200, 400
At least one goal is a &quotProctor&quot as Billy kicks ball straight at onrushing forward. Patterson suspended for leaving obscene messages on Jim Smith's ansaphone. Burgess's return greeting with buntings, champagne and cheers, everywhere was a song and a celebration. We are stardust, we are golden.

[Zeke]

Us 2 Them 0 Guy, Constable 4785 387

[OUFC4eva]

Smarties 2-0 Yorkies

Guy &amp Constable

5,017 (287)

UE: Willmott is back to his 2006 self again as United keep a clean
sheet for the first time in ages in the league.

[Geoff]

Oxford Utd 0 York City 0. Attendance 4,400. Away crowd 300.

Unexpected event: Each player is promised a copy of Denis' book for scoring a goal, thus contributing to the 0-0 scoreline.

[Shoobedoo]

Oxster 2 – 0 Minster
Constable, Deering

4,196
194

UE: As the promotion period ends, &quotLucky 7&quot is found to actually refer to the number of fans who took up the offer.

[Mooro]

UE - Bumper crowd treated to great game and Oxford win
O 3 Y 2
Constable, Deering, Guy // Sodje, Purkiss
Att 5386 Away 312

UE2 - Post match celebrations tainted by news of a teenage club employee arrested on a charge of GBH in the West London area. The attacker apparently broke both the victims legs with a sledgehammer, then waved a yellow piece of card in the air before hobbling away on crutches...

[boris]

Southern Softies 2 Northern Wankers 3
LSD 2, Willmott og x 3
4999 (499)

UE: A-Ro is banned from both this forum and the KasStad for failing to provide a UE in all of his Hat posts. As are all other non-UE providers.
With so many of York's manly citizens out of town for the day, the city is invaded by an army from Lancaster. By evening all that remains to welcome home the victorious hordes of Colin Walker's army is a smoking ruin. They turn about to return to Oxford, but on the M1 they are met by an army of Roundheads heading north, who defeat the Yorkists and, after a long and bloody battle, claim Leicester Forest East for the King. Bemused hitchhikers and lorry drivers are beheaded and their decapitated bodies paraded around the back of the petrol station.

[GodalmingYellow]

Ox food 2 Your key 1

Guy, Constable, Willmott og

4,621 of which 243 from oop North.

UE: We end the day in the top half of BSP.
UE: Denis Smith tells the OxVox meeting that he could never understand why he was never considered as next England manager.
UE: Steve Hanks reveals his current forum name.

[GodalmingYellow]

Southern Softies 2 Northern Wankers 3
LSD 2, Willmott og x 3
4999 (499)

UE: A-Ro is banned from both this forum and the KasStad for failing to provide a UE in all of his Hat posts. As are all other non-UE providers.
With so many of York's manly citizens out of town for the day, the city is invaded by an army from Lancaster. By evening all that remains to welcome home the victorious hordes of Colin Walker's army is a smoking ruin. They turn about to return to Oxford, but on the M1 they are met by an army of Roundheads heading north, who defeat the Yorkists and, after a long and bloody battle, claim Leicester Forest East for the King. Bemused hitchhikers and lorry drivers are beheaded and their decapitated bodies paraded around the back of the petrol station.

Dunno about LSD scoring, but you've clearly scored some LSD!!

[scooter]

Us 0 them 1

Willmot og

4863
389

UE At the OxVox pre match book signing DS signs my copy of his book with the message &quot The second best manager England never had&quot.

[A-Ro]

UE: A-Ro is banned from both this forum and the KasStad for failing to provide a UE in all of his Hat posts.

Not so fast with the ASBO, O spidery one. See Here

[newhinkseyyellow]

United 2 York 1

Crowd: 4633 (312 from York)

UE: Haldane scores twice and is denied hat trick by goal line clearance in the last minute.