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Altrincham Hat
Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:38 pm
by Hog
Win
2-1
Little, Constable, Foster
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UE: The 12 year old Oxford mascot is taller than the ref and holds up a Hampshire Yellows flag for the pre-match photo, Kelvin Thomas stands on the away terrace and Billy Turley is sent off.
Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:10 am
by YellowHoods
Escape Artists 1 Tightrope Walkers 1
No idea / Guy
1,051 (427)
UE: Crowd would have been higher if some 200 locals had't spent two hours worshipping the Oxford team bus. "It moves without legs ...."
Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:58 am
by A-Ro
1 - 0 Little 1098 345
Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:20 pm
by Geoff
Altrincham 1 (Little) Oxford 2 (Guy, Constable). Attendance 1,300. Away crowd 350.
Unexpected event: Oxford go three games unbeaten.
Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:39 pm
by SmileyMan
Alty 1 - 1 Chewed
Johnson - Trainer
1232 (464)
UE: Someone alleged to have the initials P and allegedly K is alleged to have been allegedly seen in the directors' alleged box. Thanks to the financial meltdown, pies cost £13,000,000.
Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:44 pm
by Shoobedoo
Alty 2 – 2 Faulty
Little, Elam Haldane, Constable
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UE: Northern stereotypes ring true as the half time entertainment consists of whippet racing.
Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:00 pm
by Mooro
One One
Elam/Yug
1202 (387)
UE - Alty take an emergency loan signing of a former U's player to increase their chances of a goal.
Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:08 pm
by Zeke
Them 0 Us 1 Haldane 1198 241
Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 3:25 pm
by scooter
The Unrelegatables 0 The Unpromoteables 3
Haldane, Constable, Trainer
1038
156
UE Kelvin makes the team travel on the London Road coach.
Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:36 pm
by boris
Alty 1 Oxy 17
Little Large, Big, Huge, Massive, Gigantic, Ginormous, Great, Enormous, Superior, Stunning, Marvellous, Mega, Hyper, Stupendous, Wicked, Cushty, Yemi.
12345 (54321)
UE: Nothing unexpected happens it's all so predictable. There's nothing new under the sun, everything you think of has been done.
Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 7:02 pm
by Pe├▒a Oxford United
Cheshire Cats 1 (o.g.
Yellow Dogs 0
1111 222
As the team prepares for the match supporters back in Oxford gather at the Temple Bar, praying for their success. When news comes through that United have actually won, there are wild celebrations - until the rumour goes round that Joe Burnell, carried off in the game, has actually died. But this turns out to be entirely false: the team coach returns to Oxford with Burnell the first to get off it, entering the city in triumph. The City Council grant that on this day he may have anything that is in their power to give.
Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 7:32 pm
by Snake
Altering ‘em 1 (Elam) Same again 4 (Guy, Trainer, Murray, Constable)
Att: 1678 with 456 of Us
UE: Paul Kemsley is allegedly spotted in the Directors Box. But it’s not him, of course, nothing like him, honestly. Rage Online is shut down pending legal action.
Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 9:42 pm
by Yellow River
Altrincham 2 Oxford 3
Little, Senior, Guy, Yemi, Burnell.
1185 (285)
UE- Midway through the second half with the score at 2-2, Joe Burnell produces a touch of magic as well as a revolver, whilst Joe proceeds to waltz through a static Altrincham defence and calmly rolls the ball into an empty net he is clearly heard to be singing 'Freedom came my way one day, And I started out of town. All of a sudden I see Sheriff John Brown
Aiming to shoot me down. So I shot, I shot him down. I say: I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy. I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy'
Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:03 am
by Radley Rambler
Alty 1 Faulty 1
Little, Trainer
Att: 1300 with 300 yellows
Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:19 pm
by theox
Altrincham 1-1 Oxford
Elam - Haldane
1,178 (297)
UE - The game is played at Selhurst Park