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Kettering Hat
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:38 pm
by Radley Rambler
Us 2 them 0
Constable, Guy
Att: 4750 with 500 away
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:55 pm
by Yellow River
Oxford 2 Kettering 1
Wilmott, Deering, Seddon.
4685 (385)
UE Whilst Rage on Line's very own Sam Deering skips through the static Kettering defence (in a pair of lovely new boots) to net the winner he is clearly heard to be singing "I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me"
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 9:26 am
by SmileyMan
Pot 1 - 1 Kettle
Constable - Beardsley
4121 - 152
UE: We play a match at 3pm on a Saturday (OK, I know this is actually going to happen, but it's still unexpected)
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:36 pm
by Geoff
Oxford 2 (Constable, Guy) Kettering 1 (Seddon). Attendance 4,300. Away crowd 250.
Unexpected event: DP completes his post match interview without using the word 'honest'.
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 4:21 pm
by Mooro
Oxford 1 Kettering 2 (Quinn // Rawle, Seddon)
Att 4201 Away 278
UE - we move up the table despite losing
UE2 - the ref sends off an opposing player
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 5:42 pm
by Snake
Us 2 (Constable, Guy) Them 1 (Seddon)
Att: 4222 with 222 of Them
UE: Four sendings off.
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 6:57 pm
by scooter
RFA 59 - 71, 2 - RFA 71 - 74, 1.
Constable, Reid. Seddon.
4186
186
UE. The chief ECLS is at the game.
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 7:00 am
by A-Ro
2 - 0 Haldane Constable 4000 100
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 8:28 am
by Hog
Floppies 2 Poppies 1
Constable, Yemi, Beardsley
4321
333
UE: We get through a Hat against a team with an ex-Oxford player in the squad without someone predicting that that player doesn't score against us even though every ex-Oxford player in the history of the universe has. Sam Deering has his new boots stolen at halftime, Ron Atkinson is the RadOx co-commentator and the Kettering skipper hands over a pennant at the toss-up because it's his cup final. Oh, and neither Dempster nor Rawle score.
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 10:09 am
by boris
Yellows 5 Reds 6
Constable, Guy, Constable, Guy, Constable
Rawle 7 (one wrongly disallowed for being too good)
4444 (333)
UE: Derek Dougan plays for Kettering, for old-time's sake. Oxford retaliate by bringing on Big Ron. An error in writing out the team sheets means that Matt Day plays for Kettering, and his errors lead to all Oxford's goals. All Kettering goals are screamers that Hinchliffe has no chance with. At the end of the game all home and away fans join hands and conduct a chorus of the Internationale, which foments revolutionary zeal and leads directly to the break-away Socialist Republic of Oxfordshire. Andy Cameron is first up against the wall. Andrew Smith is second.
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 10:53 am
by Shoobedoo
Poopies 2 – 2 Poppies
Constable, Guy Dempster, Rawle.
3,984
133
UE: Entire crowd rendered unconscious as a result of the... er... "after-effects" of Matt Day’s high-fibre crash diet.
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:05 pm
by Ancient Colin
1-1
Guy, Westcarr
4,111, 292
A nihilist protest about nothing in particular in the East Stand is interrupted as fighting breaks out between Bogomils and Manichaeans over the precise balance of dualism and gnosticism in 5-3-2 or is it 3-5-2 formations, in turn interrupted by a Cathar uprising in the South Stand Upper. The Papal Albigensian crusade to quell this is forestalled by the arrival of Bloody Mary - for it is she - who builds a bonfire, builds a bonfire and puts the heretics on the top.
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:08 pm
by Zeke
Us 2 Them 0 Guy, Murray 4500 378
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:13 pm
by theox
Oxford 2-1 Kettering
Guy 2 - Beardsley
4235 (314)
UE - Cheese and Pickle sandwiches are handed out by Ollie the Ox just prior to kick-off to fifty lucky supporters.
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 3:58 pm
by Mally
Sloppies 2 Poppies 0
Guy, Constable
4145, 175
UE - East stand evacuated during the game.