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Barrow Hat
Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 11:55 pm
by Baboo
Early but for reasons of hols here goes
Barrow boys 1 Oxford new boys 2
Paul Tait / Constable & Guy
1880
375
UE: The LRC coach takes 13 hours to get there.
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:03 am
by Baboo Junior
Barrow 1 Oxford 3
Tait / Guy Murray Yemi
1670
390
UE: Setanta aren't actually showing the match. It was just moved to a Friday night as a joke.
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:03 am
by SmileyMan
Wights 0 - 1 Yellows
Super super Yemi (unless he goes to the biscuits)
1400 - 122 away
UE: Yemi gets his transfer, and is replaced on the field by a tin of biscuits. The tin subsequently scores one and makes one, and is made baked goods of the match by the Setanta commentators. Within a week, the tin has been sold to Man Utd for £45m, we buy the stadium, win the BSP and everyone cries a happy tear.
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:36 am
by Pe├▒a Oxford United
Ex-shipbuilders 0 Ex-carmakers 0
1500 spectators, 500 from considerably further south than the others
UE: The match is shown live on TV Aragón so that the one Oxford fan in that province is able to see it. Ironically, though, despite the TV Aragón webpage claiming that 99.5% of households in the province can receive their channel, he is among the 0.,5% who can't, and misses it.
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:39 am
by YF Dan
Despite scoring one and making one, the aforementioned biscuit tin is pilloried by a section of fans for "poor decision making" and "not fancying it when it gets cold".
One wheelers 1 - 4 Four wheel drives
Yemi 2, Haldane 1, Constable 1.
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:28 am
by boris
Wheel Barrow 1 Wheels off the barrow 0
2345 (345)
An optimism-deflating defeat in front of the Setanta cameras (now there's a surprise). However, United then go on a blistering run to win the league, only losing those games that are chosen for Setanta coverage.
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:32 am
by scooter
Thomas 0 Morse 2
Yemi, Guy
1487, 134.
UE. Matt Day and Mickey Lewis don't travel as they have weightwatchers on Friday evenings.
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:44 am
by GodalmingYellow
Bar row 0 Oxford argument 1
Constable
1,528 with 182 from Ox
Paul Parker manages to pronounce names properly on Satanic TV.
New keeper is injured, so we have to take a fourth keeper on to the books.
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:54 am
by A-Ro
Barrow 0 Us 2
Constable Haldane
3456 123
Due to the arcane rules of the BSP the match is re-categorised as a pre season friendly because the game is played before the season kick off so the record of the game and the points won are expunged from the record books.
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:19 am
by Shoobedoo
Barrow Boys 0 – 2 (Minchery) Farm Boys
Constable, Haldane.
1,176
371
UE: We win on Setanta (or is that pushing the bounds of improbability too much?).
UE2: Record number of posts on a Hat thread as everyone adjusts their goalscorer forecasts following Guy's hamstring injury.
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:35 pm
by Zeke
Them 0 Us 2 Constable Haldane 1758 342
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:03 pm
by Radley Rambler
Them 1 Us 2
Yemi, Constable, Tait
Att: 2000 with 400 yellows
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:29 pm
by Snake
Them 1 (Rogan) Us 2 (Yemi, Constable)
Att: 2345 with 456 of Us
UE: By Saturday morning we’ll be either top of the league or bottom of it. As part of Setanta’s “access all areas
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:52 pm
by Sideshow Rob
Long Barrow 1 (Walker) Martyrs Memorial 2 (Haldane, Constable)
1,976 (376)
Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:17 pm
by Mooro
Was going to go for the draw, but cannot get the og out of my head....
Barrow 3 Oxford 2 (Logan, Walker, Clarke (og) // Day, Constable)
Att 2022 Away 412
UE - The main Setanta commentator punches Paul Parker during the game after he makes one stupid comment too many.
UE2 - Our number of league debutants reaches double figures...