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Away from a PC till Sunday so will have to be first for the last.

Them 0 Us 1 (Yemi)

Att: 1456 with 567 of Us

UE: Nick and Jim turn up in fancy dress.

Ebbsfleet 1-2 Oxford
McCarthy - Yemi, Green
1,435 (436)

UE - The ground no longer looks worse than Banbury United's Spencer Stadium.

Them 0 Us 1 Green 2187 745

Eurostar 1 : 3 Thomas the Tank Engine
McPhee Murray, Green, Odubade.

1,944
422

UE: The 9 clubs above us are deducted all their points for gross tinpottery and we are promoted as champions.

Fleet 3 Defeat 1 (Mccarthy, Eribenne, Long // Green)
Att 2976 Away 212

UE - Patterson misses game with Chicken Pox, Jim Smith takes reigns for the day, reintroducing 5 at the back, dropping Foster, refusing to allow Clarke, Fisher, Taylor or BEnjamin into the dressing room as only the big boys are allowed in there, and recalling Duffy to the starting XI.
Entirely EE - TIU kicks off big time calling for Patteson's head.

Webbed Feet 1 Ox Hooves 1
Moore, Green
1,815, 333

The crowd number mystically coincides with the date of the first steamboat service opened from Gravesend to London (and presumably back again, although one imagines the passenger numbers were smaller). A visit to the local church inspires the entire squad (with the exception of Ben Foster, who signs for Barcelona in the close season) to emigrate to Virginia, and within just a few years, the Fairfax Yellows are underperforming in the MLS division five. Players return with native wives who mysteriously die mournfully before returning. With no players available, a random selection of fans are picked from the terrace: while clearly not fit to wear the shirt, they nonetheless hammer the Ebbsfleet Avatars to end the season triumphantly. Elsewhere, the final part of the curse comes true as the Kass Stadt shrinks to HO-OO scale and is relocated to Bekonscott model village. Fortunately, Rose, Murray, Slow Eddy and Yemi are able to play as normal, and Pettefer is taken off the transfer list. The Channel tunnel fills from the sea, creating a giant waterspout that sweeps along the tracks towards London, pausing only to devastate Stonebridge Road and wipe away the futility and frustration of another season. All that remains is a giant yellow duck, heard muttering “the horror, the horror

Gravesend &amp Northfleet F.C 0-1 Headington United F.C

Att 2.014 Away 899

Yemi 74

UE I dont turn pink from the sun when I turn up with my slimline belly out!!!!!

UE2 I dont get called a Fat Basterd every 5 mins to and from the ground!!!

MyFootballClub 1 - 7 MyFootballClub
Moore - Yemi, Greene, Yemi, Foster, Yemi, Anaclet, Yemi in that order
1,999 - 499
UE: We finish 7th in a season which a couple of months ago was possibly the most depressing of all time. Well done Patto, well done the players, and good luck for next season you've got my full support (until you lose two in a row - hey I'm a fickle fan, so sue me!)

Snakes 3rd team 1 Snakes 2nd team 2

Moore, Yemi, Quinn.

2008, 476.

UE. Matty Day goes in goal after 70 minutes due to a Turley shoulder injury, Elvis moves to right back and is roundly abused by Day, Foster and Quinn for the rest of the game.

Fleet of Foot 1 Not so Fleet of Foot 1
Moore, Yemi
1,946 (578)

UE: Raging Fever finish the season as they started it with a 19-3 win. The whole team is duly signed on to the proper Yellows but are sacked after their antics at this years Worldnet!

Ebbs 1 Flows 2

Yemi, McAllister, Moore

Att: 2000 with 555 yellows

Station 0 Terminal 1
The Train
1555
567 from Oxon and 5 from Wilts (they will have their own terrace won't they?)
UE: Uncle Firos is at the game as a stakeholder in MyFootballClub and manages to sell his single share to Nick Merry for a shade under £5 million and it's tough to decide which has the bigger smile, Ebbsfleet use only 5 players who have made more than 10 apearances for them this season, Turley takes a penalty.

Cemetary Bottom and Fleet North End 2 Cow crosses river 1

2 own goals by Jamie Hand a la Riise, 30 yarder by Day.

1,132 of which the majority are from Ox.

UE: The players throw their shirts into the crowd after the game, much to the annoyance of thier sponsors. Nick Merry follows and tries to charge each recipient for sponsorship money.

Ebbsfleet 1 (Long) Oxford 1 (McAllister). Attendance 1,700. Away crowd 600.

Unexpected event: Jim Smith takes charge for a swansong appearance.

2-3
Moore Long Green McAlliste Yemi
2000
750