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Us 2 them 0

Green, Anaclet

Att: 4000 with 100 Celts

City Boys 2 Villagers 1

Day, Trainer, Santos

4478, 86.

UE Because of an unusual contested election, the voting at the OxVox AGM does not go the way the committee wanted so results are suspended and Trevor adopts a Mugabean approach secreting the ballot boxes away and ordering the hard line existing committee members led by Bob &quot The Enforcer &quot Scholes to sign up a couple of hundred new members from the East Stand at a special free membership fee as long as they sign an already completed ballot paper.

Oxford United 2-0 Parsley FeltTip

Att 3,999 Away Att 91

Green 41
Murrey 61 Pen

UE The Wind doesnt blow n swirl throughout the game!

UE2 I Wont get annoyed by the Ref!

1-1
Green Reeves (that well known Japanese folk song)
4100 (but really much less)
111

Quinn celebrates the Ox goal by imitating an Orange order piper in front of the massed ranks of the Farsley supporters. A large infestation of rats follow him as he marches to the edge of the stream behind the Ozone (deep and wide, washes its walls on the Southern side) where they leap in. WPL refuse to pay him a bonus for this so he pipes up again and is followed by all the children in the North stand and the entire youth squad, who he leads to the mountain of Minchery which opens up and then closes behind him with echoing finality. From that day on, in quiet moments in matches, the mournful lilt of the pipe and the sound of a football being hoofed skywards drift miasmically across the ground from the sewage works emphasising the pall of sadness that envelops the stadium.

How do I follow that?


Drew at Torquay last week 0 Won at Torquay last weekend 1 (Santos).

Att 4378 Away 17

UE - In a surprise result, Trevor is voted off the OxVox committee and immediately starts &quotgetting the band back together&quot by rescuing Mally from lounge at the Crown Ramada, Didcot Snake from his position at Maitre D at the Cowley Burger King and threatening Boris with four fried chickens and a coke. They soon tan the hides of the Good 'Ol Boardroom Invasion Boys, and then fill out the East Stand at their first open meeting.
The entire membership then escape in a fleet of luxury taxis chased by two eratically driven Bentleys and the Lenaghan clan all bundled into the Oxford Learning United minibus, before emerging victorious from Ally Pally having bought the ground, the club and hired Jose Morinho as manager. GY quickly posts a 30,000 word analysis of the finances of the deal, Darren Patterson bemoans the fact that some of the taxis only really got going after spluttering for half an hour and Pete Bentley launches his Jose out, Westley in campaign.....

Oxford 2 (Richards, Anaclet) Farsley 0. Attendance 4,200. Away crowd 70.

Unexpected event: The ghost of Brian from the Beech Road haunts the Hat UE entries.

Us 2 Them 0 Green, Yemi 4598 96

Us 2 Them 0 Green, Yemi 4598 96

Oxford 2-1 Farsley
Green 2 - Santos
4,296 (78

UE - a mexican wave starts in SSU

Farcicals 2 Farsley Cels 0

Green, Trainer

4299 (89)

UE Farsley fans turn up with a full brass band.

OUOU 2 FCFC 0
Green &amp McAllister
4100
82
UE: Brian of the Beech is summoned from the stands and presented with an award on the centre circle at half time. His acceptance speech whilst thoroughly entertaining is understood by no-one and delays the second half kick off by 15 minutes.

Come on Ancient Colin!!
Nearsley 2 (Trainer, Green) Farsley 0
4,323 (88)
UE Farsley win 2-0 and nobody scores a single hat point.

Us 4 (Anaclet Trainer Green Yemi Celtic 2

4123 (64 Yorkies)

UE: Bronze ox stolen by pikeys at half time.

&quotAncient Colin&quot wrote:1-1
Green Reeves (that well known Japanese folk song)
4100 (but really much less)
111

Quinn celebrates the Ox goal by imitating an Orange order piper in front of the massed ranks of the Farsley supporters. A large infestation of rats follow him as he marches to the edge of the stream behind the Ozone (deep and wide, washes its walls on the Southern side) where they leap in. WPL refuse to pay him a bonus for this so he pipes up again and is followed by all the children in the North stand and the entire youth squad, who he leads to the mountain of Minchery which opens up and then closes behind him with echoing finality. From that day on, in quiet moments in matches, the mournful lilt of the pipe and the sound of a football being hoofed skywards drift miasmically across the ground from the sewage works emphasising the pall of sadness that envelops the stadium.

I blame the drugs.

&quotMooro&quot wrote:How do I follow that?


Drew at Torquay last week 0 Won at Torquay last weekend 1 (Santos).

Att 4378 Away 17

UE - In a surprise result, Trevor is voted off the OxVox committee and immediately starts &quotgetting the band back together&quot by rescuing Mally from lounge at the Crown Ramada, Didcot Snake from his position at Maitre D at the Cowley Burger King and threatening Boris with four fried chickens and a coke. They soon tan the hides of the Good 'Ol Boardroom Invasion Boys, and then fill out the East Stand at their first open meeting.
The entire membership then escape in a fleet of luxury taxis chased by two eratically driven Bentleys and the Lenaghan clan all bundled into the Oxford Learning United minibus, before emerging victorious from Ally Pally having bought the ground, the club and hired Jose Morinho as manager. GY quickly posts a 30,000 word analysis of the finances of the deal, Darren Patterson bemoans the fact that some of the taxis only really got going after spluttering for half an hour and Pete Bentley launches his Jose out, Westley in campaign.....

I think somebody's hacked my emal account! Thanks Mooro - another great plan scuppered!