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Oxford 3 Crawley 0

Basham, Robinson &amp Yemi

2010 (700 from Oxford)

UE Referee has a complete nightmare first half and develops a mystery injury at half time forcing the 4th official to take the whistle for the second half.

A combination of complacency and stagefright condemn Oxford to a 2-1 defeat....
Crawley score early on while turley is still perfecting his quiff and Elvis style looks to camera..
Oxford equalise when when Willmott starts a run from defence which Danny Brown tracks for the length of the field without actually ever challenging (no change there then), leaving Willie to slot home...
In injury time the Crawley centre-forward collapses in a heap after a perfectly clean tackle from the side by gangly forward Marvin is deemed a penalty by referee Mr M Reed..

CT 2 Oxf 1 - Strevens (2) Willmott
Att 3086 away 486

UE Sky show footage of THAT penalty and/or Jim Smith's crimzon-faced punditry during coverage.
UE2 Majeeds announced as the financial backers behind the Merry takeover, with Kassam also announced as the new Crawley owner

Crawley 0 Oxford 1 (Odubade). Attendance 1,600. Away crowd 450.

Unexpected event: Kick off is delayed because the referee goes to Crawley in Hampshire by mistake.

3-1 to the Oxford Boys!!!

Basham, Anaclet, Robinson - og
1781, 842
UE. With the all excitement of being on TV Turley runs upto the camera and licks it after one of our goals.


&quotWe are top of the league, say we are top of the league!!&quot

Oxford win 2-1
Strevens, Basham, Yemi
1789
666
UE: Oxford lose their unbeaten record. And Boogie changes his mind at the last moment and decides he WILL make the effort to go to his local away game!

Frank: Us win 3-1. Bash, Robinson and Burgess. 1799 &amp 599

April: Us win 3-1. Bash - Burgess and Yemi. 1800 &amp 643

Milzy: Us win 2-0. Bash &amp Robinson. 1865 &amp 675