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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:31 am
by Hog
I know I'm just chucking points away with this but ...
Win 2-1
Beano, Duberry, Benson
11,543
1,195
UE: United win by 3 clear goals
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 1:34 pm
by pottersrightboot
Ox 1 (Beano) Scum 1 (Benson)
12,412 (1237 them)
UE medley Batt and Whing score, Wilder gets sent off for touchline behaviour and is banished to stands, we win 5-0, they win 5-0. Chapman plays from start.
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 1:36 pm
by Ancient Colin
Oxen 0 Inbreds 2
Benson, Connell
11500 1200
A fine example of erithacus rubecula, albeit without a father, moves in an erratic sinoidal fashion before meeting his demise owing to gunfire from the stands. A strange hybrid bovinae-passer domesticus is seen flying generally towards the south west with an intent look. Bonfire smoke rises, with a taint of urban miasma.
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 2:06 pm
by GodalmingYellow
I simply cannot predict Swinedown to get anything from this game, no matter what the form book says.
Strong as an Ox 2 The Adams Family 0
Constable, Kerrouche
11,778, of which 1,252 from Swinedown
UE: P DiC turns out to suffer from diphallic terata, a result of being an inbred. The Italian accent is fake and really he speaks as though from Swinedown. He gets so mad with the ref that he physically soils himself, leaving the ground with 2 nasty smells - that of Wiltshire and that of his own shit. When the 2nd goal goes in just before the end fo the match, Wilder does a goal celebration slide a la Wembley. Swinedown immediately go into administration and get docked 10 points.
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 2:28 pm
by A-Ro
"GodalmingYellow" wrote:I simply cannot predict Swinedown to get anything from this game, no matter what the form book says.
Strong as an Ox 2 The Adams Family 0
Constable, Kerrouche
11,778, of which 1,252 from Swinedown
UE: P DiC turns out to suffer from diphallic terata, a result of being an inbred. The Italian accent is fake and really he speaks as though from Swinedown. He gets so mad with the ref that he physically soils himself, leaving the ground with 2 nasty smells - that of Wiltshire and that of his own shit. When the 2nd goal goes in just before the end fo the match, Wilder does a goal celebration slide a la Wembley. Swinedown immediately go into administration and get docked 10 points.
Is Kerrouche playing? I thought I read somewhere that he is not allowed to play tomorow.
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 2:59 pm
by Zeke
Us 1 Them 1 12500 2000 Constable Benson
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:23 pm
by recordmeister
"Brahma Bull" wrote:Olly and his Ox's 3-2 Rockin Robin and his flock
Constable, Johnson, Leven, Connell and Duberry OG
10498. 1252 from Wiltshire (1253 actually as I live here too)
UE: PDC enters the SSL to confront some Oxford Fans. Oxford fans dance on the pitch and block the tunnel to force PDC to dance with us.
V optimistic, considering Leven has been ruled out.
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:25 pm
by recordmeister
BMW 2 HONDA 2
Beano, Dubes / Benson, Ritchie
11,555 (1,255)
UE: Jack Wright and Leven both start and score
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:47 pm
by SWA
who is Jack Wright? New signing?
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 5:04 pm
by Aylesbury Rich
U's 2-2 scummers
Constable 2, Ritchie benson
Att 11890, 1244 away
Ue.... No one arrested and dicanio isn't sent to the stands
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 5:38 pm
by Snake
"A-Ro" wrote:"GodalmingYellow" wrote:I simply cannot predict Swinedown to get anything from this game, no matter what the form book says.
Strong as an Ox 2 The Adams Family 0
Constable, Kerrouche
11,778, of which 1,252 from Swinedown
UE: P DiC turns out to suffer from diphallic terata, a result of being an inbred. The Italian accent is fake and really he speaks as though from Swinedown. He gets so mad with the ref that he physically soils himself, leaving the ground with 2 nasty smells - that of Wiltshire and that of his own shit. When the 2nd goal goes in just before the end fo the match, Wilder does a goal celebration slide a la Wembley. Swinedown immediately go into administration and get docked 10 points.
UEII: - Kerrouche plays for Us
Is Kerrouche playing? I thought I read somewhere that he is not allowed to play tomorrow.
There, I've tidied up GY's posting
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 5:46 pm
by Hoglette
Win 2-0
Beano 2
11760
1176
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:05 pm
by slappy
Oxford 5 : Red filth 4
(Constable 2, Rendell 2, Johnson 1 Ritchie 2, Benson 2)
Att 12,100 (away 1,252)
UE: Red filth go 2 up, 4-2 up, miss a penalty, and lose 5-4
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:22 pm
by Geoff
Oxford Utd 1 (Constable) Slumdon Town 1 (Connell). Attendance 11,550. Away crowd 1,220.
Unexpected event: I can park my car within a mile of the ground.
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:26 pm
by Sideshow Rob
Oxford 2 (Constable, Chapman) Muckrakers 1 (Benson)
11,500 (1250)