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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 11:17 am
by GodalmingYellow
Lads 2 Macc 0

Beano, Rendell

6,782 of which 172 from Macc

The military attending march across the pitch creating a trench as deep as Mariana, requiring the government to get Challenger out of the warehouse for another trip to see how deep the trench is. Being as deep as Mariana, everyone already knows it is 10,994m at the deepest point, but Challenger hasn't had a trip out for quite a while. Because of the trench, the game is called off, so the soldiers set up a match using kitbags for goalposts. The Red Arrows do a low fly past causing a wind so great that the ball is dragged into the net. The ref can't decide whether to give the goal or not so the captains draw straws to decide if it was a goal or not. Neither of them are any good at drawing, so they decide to toss a coin instead. As this is a family day out, the ref rules that one out as well. Eventually, they realise that all the fans have gone home anyway, so the squaddies pack up their troubles in their old kitbags and smile smile smile.

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 11:18 am
by slappy
us 4-0 lads
constable 2, rendell 1, duberry 1
att 6,950 (away 125)
UE: James Constable gets sent off needlessly and misses the next game

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 12:53 pm
by JoeyBeauchamp
Ox 2-1 Macc

Rendell, Duberry - Clarke og

7,777 (150)

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 3:04 pm
by Frank
Us win 3-0. Beano, Dubez and Rendell. 6000 &amp 200

Shane: Us win 1-0. Dubes. 6010 &amp 210

Lyn: Us win 2-1. Beano x 2. 6432 &amp 234

April: Draw 1-1. Beano. 6555 &amp 244

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 3:20 pm
by Roo
Us 1 (Beano) Them 2 (Futcher &amp O.G.)
Attn 6500 with from there

Official replaced during the match.

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 3:45 pm
by BigCrompy
Sow's Ear 2-0 Silk Purse

Constable, Kerrouche.

5800 of whom 250 wear big knickers and work on't sewage farm.

UE got a headache and going to bed in Aus. Can't think of anything unfunny enough to put here as is my won't. Something about di Ckhedio not being a prick this week? Wouldn't expect THAT.