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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 2:18 pm
by Brahma Bull
Where I've laid my hat 1 My true 'HOME' 2
Leon Clarke, James Constable, Michael Doooobs.
UE: Beano celebrates Doobs' bullet header (and winner) in front of the Stratton Bank by signing his pre-contract with Pablo Di Can-he-o which will see him 'move closer to his home' the following day.
UE2: KT comes down pitchside and pushes Pablo over to the delight of Slumdon and Oxford fans. We all join together and chant Di-Can-he-o OUT.
ATT: 13719, 2950 officially from Oxford (plus 417 other United fans in the home end)
Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 5:48 pm
by Ancient Colin
Roundabouts 2 - One Way Systems 1
Risser, De Vita Smalley
12,799 2,890 (plus a few).
Just a few fans of either side look around them and say "my god: and we call them inbred morons ..."
Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 6:21 pm
by Zeke
Them 1 Us 1 Risser Smalley 12565 3000
Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 7:08 pm
by Radley Rambler
Them 1 Us 1
Beano, Risser
Att: 13333 with 3000 mighty yellows
Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 7:43 pm
by pottersrightboot
Scum 1 (Bodin) Ox 1 (Heslop)
12,712 (2,891 of us)
UE: Smoke bomb set off by Scum fans in our penalty area. They score during confusion. Pitch invasion by our 'great' supporters and massive crowd trouble. Incident gets on national news and both teams immediately demoted to Conference.
Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 8:50 pm
by Aylesbury Rich
******* 1-2 Mighty Yellows
Risser..........Constable Leven
Att 12000 (2891 away)
UE No one gets sent off, there is no crowd disorder and everyone has a pleasent day in the sun exchanging friendly banter.
Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 8:55 pm
by Kernow Yellow
Scum 3 Mighty Yellows 3
Some horrible scummers Beano (3)
12,345 (2,885)
UE We win 5-1. Beano runs round Swind*n with his willy hanging out.
Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 9:04 pm
by Parklife12
OUFC 2-0 Slumdon
Smalley & JPP
Att:12,212, 3,000
UE: Wilder, Melville and Lewis get sent off, leaving the physio in charge on the bench
Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 9:45 pm
by Baboo
1-1
Bodin / Beano
12000
2900
UE: King Arthur and Merlin appear in ghostly fashion from the smoke filled pitch. Merlin crosses for Arthur to nod the winner for the yellows.
Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 10:53 pm
by Baboo Junior
1-1
Constable / De Vita
12547
2923
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:17 am
by scooter
0-0
12,368
2896
UE: The Merlin doesn't get trashed
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:41 am
by Geoff
Slumdon Town 1 (Kennedy) Oxford Utd 2 (Constable Potter). Attendance 11,900. Away crowd 2,900.
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 10:51 am
by Out of the gloom
S***don 0 Oxford 1
Duberry
12,600 (2900)
UE: A win will be sufficient.
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 11:42 am
by Roo
Them 2 (Clarke and O.G.
Us 1 (DOOBS)
Attn. 12500 with 3200 from here
U.E. Smoke bomb fracas.
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 12:33 pm
by Frank
2-1 yellows. beano's x2. 12500 & 3000
Lyn 2-1 beano x2. 13000 & 3000
April 3-1 beano x 3 12777 & 2998
Mario 2-2 beano and potter 12888 & 2987