Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:25 am
Falling at the first hurdle 0 Over the finish line 1 (Smalley)
4,857 (752)
4,857 (752)
Lose 2-0
ALF both goals
4,250 (789 away)
UE Purkiss, Clist and Kinni called into action.
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 11:07 am
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:57 am
1-1
Le Fondre, Potter
4052
699
UE: In keeping with the spirit of the summer holidays, they play with a beach ball instead.
Le Fondre, Potter
4052
699
UE: In keeping with the spirit of the summer holidays, they play with a beach ball instead.
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:58 am
Rotherham 1 Oxford 1 (Craddock)
att 5666 (788)
UE: no one on this board mentions whippets or flat caps in the pre and post match discussion
att 5666 (788)
UE: no one on this board mentions whippets or flat caps in the pre and post match discussion
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:42 pm
Them 1 Us 1
Le Fondre, Beano
Att: 3750 with 600 yellows trying to see the footy in the distance
UE: Two streakers
Le Fondre, Beano
Att: 3750 with 600 yellows trying to see the footy in the distance
UE: Two streakers
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:51 pm
Rotherham 0 - Oxford 3
(JPP , Smalley , Constable)
Att 4,180 (away 475)
UE: Rotherham programme has a 2011/12 OUFC team photo missing the manager.
(JPP , Smalley , Constable)
Att 4,180 (away 475)
UE: Rotherham programme has a 2011/12 OUFC team photo missing the manager.
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:46 pm
0-0
5,500 (750).
UE: Bore draw with not even a booking.
5,500 (750).
UE: Bore draw with not even a booking.
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:06 pm
Rotherham 1 (Le Fondre) Oxford 2 (Potter, Smalley). Attendance 4,600. Away crowd 575.
Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:44 pm
Rotherpork 2 Oxtongue 1
ALF, Holroyd Smalley
3,888, 579
Approaching the stadium, Ox are halted by a stocky, besuited Latinate man who, talking as if he has cotton wool in his mouth, explains that this is his valley and makes them an offer that they don't understand. A spate of injuries leads to a rash of goalkeepers which is preferable to a plague of lighthouse keepers. Or, indeed, the memory of Ian Atkins. Boris reappears in the Rageonline forum, mounted on a white horse with a voice like thunder.
ALF, Holroyd Smalley
3,888, 579
Approaching the stadium, Ox are halted by a stocky, besuited Latinate man who, talking as if he has cotton wool in his mouth, explains that this is his valley and makes them an offer that they don't understand. A spate of injuries leads to a rash of goalkeepers which is preferable to a plague of lighthouse keepers. Or, indeed, the memory of Ian Atkins. Boris reappears in the Rageonline forum, mounted on a white horse with a voice like thunder.
Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:55 pm
3rd best team in Sheffield 1-1 Greatest team in the world
ALF JPP
4,359 (761)
UE Adam Le Fondre changes his first name to Kevin shortly before kick-off, prompting Bill Drummond and Jimmy Cauty to turn up and set fire to him on the pitch. Or something.
ALF JPP
4,359 (761)
UE Adam Le Fondre changes his first name to Kevin shortly before kick-off, prompting Bill Drummond and Jimmy Cauty to turn up and set fire to him on the pitch. Or something.
Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 3:57 pm
Them 1 Us 2 Le Fonzie Smalley Pittman 5189 851
Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 9:08 pm
Us 4 Them 3
Pittman2 Craddock 2, Fondre 3.
5023,
563.
UE: ALF comes back on the Oxford coach.
Pittman2 Craddock 2, Fondre 3.
5023,
563.
UE: ALF comes back on the Oxford coach.
Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:02 pm
Win 2-1
Smalley, Constable, ALF
4523
789
UE: ALF gets sold 20 mins before kick off and leaves the pitch during the warm up
Smalley, Constable, ALF
4523
789
UE: ALF gets sold 20 mins before kick off and leaves the pitch during the warm up
Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 9:30 am
RUFC 1 OUFC 1
Danny Schofield / James Constable
3800
650 of Us.
UE: The pitch slowly drifts even further into the distance as the game progresses and by by 16:23 even those with 20:20 vision can see nothing of the Millers and the Yellows.
Danny Schofield / James Constable
3800
650 of Us.
UE: The pitch slowly drifts even further into the distance as the game progresses and by by 16:23 even those with 20:20 vision can see nothing of the Millers and the Yellows.
Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 9:34 am
1-1
Le Fondre / Constable
4567
678
Le Fondre / Constable
4567
678