Aldershot Tin Helmet

theox · Post by **theox** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 12:33 pm

Oxford 2-2 Aldershot
Constable, Green - Panther, Martin
7,643 (695)

UE - Ultimate Saturday is enjoyed by some people who are over the age of 20.
UE2 - no one starts a sentence with 'in my day, we didn't need to organise the singing......'
UE3 - I stop pretending that I'm older than I actually am.

Radley Rambler · Post by **Radley Rambler** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 1:37 pm

Us 2 Them 0

Constable, Craddock

Att: 7250 with 700 Shots

Yankee Clipper · Post by **Yankee Clipper** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 1:45 pm

Hitler's intended Capital of England 2 Not if we can help it 1

Constable, Craddock Morgan

7900 (800)

U/E A pleasant faced man steps up to greet you, smiles and says he's pleased to meet you. Beneath his hat the strangeness lies, take it off he's got three eyes.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 2:08 pm

Us 2 Them 0 Craddock Heslop 7312 598

slappy · Post by **slappy** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 3:03 pm

Ox 3 Shots 1
(Heslop, Craddock, Constable, Turnbull)
7,453 (away 1,099)
UE: Mark Creighton plays the 90 minutes with a plaster cast on his foot.

Snake · Post by **Snake** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 3:06 pm

Us 2 (Constable, Potter) Them 1 (Morgan)

Att: 8001 with 678 of Them

UE: Clarke saves two penalties

Kernow Yellow · Post by **Kernow Yellow** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 3:32 pm

1-1
Hall, Morgan
7,447 (747)

UE - Both teams miss penalties

Ancient Colin · Post by **Ancient Colin** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 5:07 pm

1-1
Payne Small
7100, 747

The wind blows hard into the face of toiling Oxford in the first half, spins around and blows hard into the face of toiling Oxford in the second half. An exhausted Creighton thinks he hears a sinister laugh that turns to a wailing sax solo: morosely he thinks &quotdeath seed blind man's greed, poets' starving children bleed, nothing I've got I really need&quot.

Sackcloth Ox · Post by **Sackcloth Ox** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 6:03 pm

Ox 2 (Craddock/Potter) Shots 1 (Spencer)

7,301

UE: Game fogged off.
Aldershot fans don't bring drum.
Clist punches ref.

Hog · Post by **Hog** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 9:06 pm

HOG

Win 2-0
Constable, Craddock
7777
777
UE: Aldershot have to wear a set of our shorts or socks

HOGLETTE

Win 2-0
Craddock 2
8128
692
UE: Payne hat-trick

scooter · Post by **scooter** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 9:43 pm

Us 4 Them 2
Beano, Craddock2, Clist, Panther, Beano og.

7186

686

UE There are mounted police in the East Stand bogs to arrest any smokers.

Peterorange · Post by **Peterorange** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 12:14 am

Oxford 2 Aldershot 0
att 6916 (544)

Baboo · Post by **Baboo** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 12:16 am

&quotSackcloth Ox&quot wrote:Ox 2 (Craddock/Potter) Shots 1 (Spencer)

7,301

UE: Game fogged off.
Aldershot fans don't bring drum.
Clist punches ref.

If none of them turn up as you predict they are very unlikely to bring a drum.

Baboo · Post by **Baboo** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 12:24 am

1-1
Beano / Martin
7200
620
UE: Nick Merry walks barefooted into a charity shop in the Cowley Road and refuses to leave until he is given a free pair of socks and a free ticket to the game.

Geoff · Post by **Geoff** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 10:33 am

Oxford 2 (Heslop, Hall) Aldershot 1 (Morgan). Attendance 7,300. Away crowd 400.

Unexpected event: I sing in tune.

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