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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 9:09 am
by Kernow Yellow
WW 1 - OU 1
Beavon, Worley
6,226 (2,262)

UE - In order to avoid a kit clash with their hosts, Oxford take the radical step of playing in yellow shirts.

Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 9:45 am
by Ancient Colin
Hellfire 2 Damp Squib 1
Sandell, Rendell and Hall (does that sound like a firm of solicitors)?

6222, 2,222

One of the small birds running around in the goalmouth is hit by a ball. As it flops around in its death throes, a monstrous angry flapping sound is heard as the mother of all mother birds swoops to take vengeance, slashing wildly around and carrying off Worley to feed the fledgings, his speed no compensation for unfortunate positioning and the attraction of the muesli bar in his hand. The drafted in Creighton muses &quotcareful what you carry, 'cause the man is wise&quot.

The Lost Boys.

Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 9:48 am
by YeOx
The Lost Boys 1 The Yews 3.

Sam Dipstick for the LB. Potter, Constable and Beeest for the Yews.



Att: 5,894.

Away 2,321.
Treemendous away support.

U E The crowd disperses within 2 hours.

Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 9:54 am
by JoeyBeauchamp
Why Come 1-1 Came, Saw and Conquered

Beavon - Beano

Total - 7,300
Away - 2,146

UE: Wycombe is a nice, pleasent place to visit and their fans welcome us with open arms as if we were long lost friends

Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 10:24 am
by slappy
Chairboys 2: Choirboys 3
(Ainsworth, Beavon : Midson, Constable, Heslop)
At 6,494 (away 2,320)
UE: Tommy Mooney is presented before kick-off and announces &quotYes it was about the money&quot
UE2: From all directions there are signposts guiding Rageonline readers to the White Horse, with a large &quotThe White Horse welcomes Rageonline&quot banner strung up outside the hostelry.

Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 10:31 am
by Mally
WW 1 - WWW.OUFC 2

Constable, Heslop, Ainsworth

7512, 2300

UE - An Al Qaeda arms cache spontaneously explodes in the woods behind the main stand and debris in the shape of perfectly formed chair legs showers the pitch. Tragically this results in the death of many furry woodland creatures herding a bevy of white swans across the pitch.

Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 10:42 am
by bspittles
WW 1 OU 1

OG, Midson

8000 (2300)

UE Wilder starts with a WW2 memorial 2-3-5 formation.

Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:13 am
by scooter
Us 1 Them 2

Midson, Beavon,Ainsworth.

6886
2086

UE The stewards are friendly and efficient.

Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:25 am
by Baboo Junior
Wycombe 1 Oxford 1
Pittman Constable
6745
2164

Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:39 am
by Sackcloth Ox
WW 1 (Betsy) OUFC 1 (Green)

6,128 (2,198 us)

UE: We win 6-1.

Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:42 pm
by Geoff
Wycombe Wanderers 1 (Rendell) Oxford Utd 1 (Constable). Attendance 6,600. Away crowd 2,300.

Unexpected event: Wycombe have a decent crowd.

Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:50 pm
by Zeke
Them 1 Us 1 Rendell Hall 6845 2310

Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 3:25 pm
by Mark Sennett
Wycombe 1-2 Oxford Pitman, Beano, Hall 6,468 (2,300 from Oxford)

UE Oxford have to play in last season's white away shirt as somebody forgot it wasn't a good idea to have 2 hits that clash with Wycombe's home shirt!

Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:14 pm
by Hog
HOG

Lose 1-2
Rendell, Beavon, Constable
7654
2300
UE: Bullman scores (although it's probably og)


HOGLETTE

1-1
Rendell, Midson
7000
2301
UE: Ref decides we can play in our home blue shirts but have to wear our away blue shorts. Yuk!

yes

Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 9:56 pm
by Tabbernackle
No predictions but if we dont win do you realise we could be bottom tomoz