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Bass 0 Sub-Woofers 1

Philliskirk

6200 (1,230)

UE Godalming Yellow is fantastically happy with every aspect of the game.

First timer here, spent hours researching before making these predictions.

Burton 0 Oxford 1

Green

5701 (1342)

UE: Nothing, a thoroughly professional away win without drama or histrionics. May it continue all season – No?

Brewers 0 Blues 1
Constable
5432
(1234)

UE Brian Lee is at the game to see if he can spot any infringements he can report to the league with a view to getting us enough points dducted that we will be back in his clutches next season.

Brewers 0 - 1 Droop
Constable

5,388
1,107

UE: RO commentary is drowned out by the sound of vuvuzelas.

Richard Burton 2 Ox 1

Harrad, Penn, Green

4444 (1666)

Burton's early lead cancelled out by a gross goal-keeping error from a corner, their winner coming from a late breakaway two-on-one goal. Much gnashing of teeth and wailing, renting of clothes and cries of despair meld into a tempest that takes the form of a familiar dirge. Musing on how times change, Creighton wondered nostalgically &quotthe winds came, gently, several heads became one, in the summertime, though august people sneered we were at peace, and we cheered&quot.

Gonefora 1: SlowandSteady 2
(Bolder: Constable, Hall)
Att 5123, (away 1445)
UE: OUFC have forgotten to repair the team bus after crashing it at Wembley and end up travelling in the youth team minibus.

Burt 2 Backatlast 1
Richard, Tim // Cole
3562
612

UE - Due to a mixup in the kitroom, Chris Wilder has to nip into the club ship to buy 16 away kits - his lack of small change is good news for Cole, Clist, Hall &amp Green. Danny Philliskirk and Steve Kinnibrough are seen getting off the bus and heading to the Priory &amp ? for a pint

Burton 1-1 Oxford United
Moore. Potter.

4600 (1200)

UE - Visting executives from Pirelli viewing the exhibition of silky football from the comfort of their box make a unanimous decision to select the models for their 2011 calendar entirely from United's first team squad. Meanwhile Paul Peschisolido after a heated exchange with his dear old wife at half-time about her insistence that he appoint Barry Fry as his assistant is taken swiftly to Stafford Royal Infirmary for removal of a vuvuzela inserted in the orifice he talks out of.

Burton 1-3 Top Man

Maghoma

Constable, Cole, Heslop

Att: 4,849 (1,695)

UE: Kevin Poole is not in goal for Burton
having been replaced by Adam Legzdins.
Nick Merry is seen hitching a lift north of Banbury.

Burton 2 - Oxford 3

Moore, Ellison - Constable (2), Potter

5168 (1226)

BA 1 OU 2

Moore, Constable &amp Philliskirk

5000 (1550)

UE: Constable correctly wins the coin toss by calling &quotEdge&quot

HOG

1-1
Harrad, Constable
5,555
1,888
UE: Clist starts AND finishes

HOGLETTE

1-2
Harrad, Green, Deering
5,444
1,850
UE: Ian Lenegan stands with the Blues fans on the terrace

Burton 1-4 Oxford
Harrad - Constable (2), Green, Midson

4,698 (1,467)

UE - Brian Lee is made Chairman of the Football League and his first point of business is to place a 30 point deduction on Oxford 'because I can'.

1-1

Harrad, Constable

4962
1472

UE: Beano keeps his mouth shut.

Burton 0 Oxford 1
Beano
5012
1212

UE: Oxford are denied the chance to play league football ever again due to the apocalypse occurring at five to three.