Come on, we all know the score:
The Randolph 9 The Dorchester 1
Guy 3, Constable 3, Yemi 3, Day o.g.
Exactly 3,000 turn up for the game fulfilling the club's marketing perfectly.
Dorchester Hat
Re:
That’s hardly credible, is it? Just because you’re near the top of the Hat League doesn’t mean you shouldn’t take the UE bonus point seriously."Peña Oxford United" wrote:Christminster 5 (o.g. 5) Casterbridge 0
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Entering a dark changing room, the players are surprised to find seven doors in the wall. Deciding to open them to let in light, they find that each one reveals something different. The first leads to the physio's room, the second to the boot room. Behind the third are their bonuses for reaching the First Round, behind the fourth the pitch in immaculate condition. Behind the fifth is a view of the city of Oxford, but stained with blood: behind the sixth they can see the reservoir at Farmoor, but filled with tears. Burnell pleads with the others not to open the last door, but they do, to reveal players from each of Burnell's three previous clubs, dressed in their kit. Burnell praises his previous clubs and then his teammates: now they beg him to stop, but it is too late. They find themselves dressed in Northampton, Wycombe and Bristol City kit and are transported variously to Ashton Gate, Adams Park and Sixfields, travelling along magic beams exuding from the floodlights.
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Us 3 (Guy, Constable, Yemi) Them 1 (Mudge)
Att: 3456 with 456 of Them
UE: An incredible string of bad referring decisions take place and we lose. It turns out that Nick Merry was tasked with bribing the official at FGR in order to get us out of the Setanta Shield and also make a small fortune for the club at the bookies, but he cocked up again and gave the inducement to the wrong ref. Putting “Ian Lenagan || Oxford United
Ox 18 Dox 2
Lots of goalscorers 2 late consolatory penalties
12,345 (7, and a dog)
UE: Dorchester concede the game at half time to save themselves from further humiliation.
The scoreboard goes horribly wrong, with the wrong data, the wrong scoreline, lots of distracting flashing lights, and sparks flying everywhere. Upon investigation it is revealed to be a Rage Online plot to rig the game, which has to be replayed behind closed doors (but with a couple of open windows, for fresh air) at Dorchester, with the home side winning 9-1. Rage Online is closed down and all its forum users are implicated in the plot, known nationally as Hatgate.
Lots of goalscorers 2 late consolatory penalties
12,345 (7, and a dog)
UE: Dorchester concede the game at half time to save themselves from further humiliation.
The scoreboard goes horribly wrong, with the wrong data, the wrong scoreline, lots of distracting flashing lights, and sparks flying everywhere. Upon investigation it is revealed to be a Rage Online plot to rig the game, which has to be replayed behind closed doors (but with a couple of open windows, for fresh air) at Dorchester, with the home side winning 9-1. Rage Online is closed down and all its forum users are implicated in the plot, known nationally as Hatgate.
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