Burton Albion Hat

[Snake]

Oxford XI 11 Burton XI 11
Constable 6 Guy 5, Morris 11
44444 (1)

UE: Game postponed because of fire.
Game postponed because of floodlight failure.
Game postponed because of molehills in the centre circle.
Game postponed because of the huge numbers of fans trying to get in.
Game postponed because of the dying rays of the setting sun glinting like steel in the sherds of our hearts, making light music in the swellings of our corpuscles, drying the tears of the burning shadows, dreaming, dreaming, dreaming...

Frank, this guy is pushing the rules. Sort it out, eh?

Anyway…

Us 1 (Jamie Guy) Them 0

Att: 4567 with 234 of Them

UE: The word “honest

[theox]

Oxford 1-2 Burton
Haldane - Pearson, Morris
4,356 (235)

UE - the referee has a good game.

[Baboo Junior]

Oxford 2 Burton 0
Trainer Guy
4240
307

[Pe├▒a Oxford United]

Team with poor finish 1 (o.g. Beer with good finish 1 (o.g.

4444 333

Prior to the game, two fans, one of either side, meet in the Fox: both have girlfriends who have started following their teams, and both the fans assure one another that this affection will be permanent. A cynical local resident at the bar says no, they could just as easily change their minds, as women do, and support the other man's team instead: and as they've all had more than enough to drink, he bets them a hundred nicker each that he can bring this about. The blokes stagger off to the gents and the local chap says to his mates, how stupid, to wager a hundred quid on loyalty to a football team.

[Mally]

Us 2 Them 1
Constable, Trainer, Morris

4200
180

UE The collection of money for youth development is taken literally by a gang of local youths who decide to acquire a bucketfull for their own development.

[Frank]

Us win 2:1. Constable, Haldane and Morris. 4000 &amp 234

Shane: Us win 1-0. Yemi. 4011 &amp 300

April: Draw 2-2. Constable, Haldane. 4321 &amp 321