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Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 5:10 pm
by Pe├▒a Oxford United
Not rockin' 'em 1 (o.g.

Rockingham Road 1 (o.g.
4444. 222.
Dawn Wylie covers the entire ticket-provision and turnstile operation on her own: "one at a time", she asks, and working in a frenzy, she's here, there, up, down and everywhere, swifter and swifter like a thunderbolt.
Re:
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 5:13 pm
by Ascension Ox
"boris" wrote:Yellows 5 Reds 6
Constable, Guy, Constable, Guy, Constable
Rawle 7 (one wrongly disallowed for being too good)
4444 (333)
UE: Derek Dougan plays for Kettering, for old-time's sake. Oxford retaliate by bringing on Big Ron. An error in writing out the team sheets means that Matt Day plays for Kettering, and his errors lead to all Oxford's goals. All Kettering goals are screamers that Hinchliffe has no chance with. At the end of the game all home and away fans join hands and conduct a chorus of the Internationale, which foments revolutionary zeal and leads directly to the break-away Socialist Republic of Oxfordshire. Andy Cameron is first up against the wall. Andrew Smith is second.
Deek Dougan has, unfortunately, gone the way of the Norweigan Blue.
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Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 5:43 pm
by Ascension Ox
"Ascension Ox" wrote:"boris" wrote:Yellows 5 Reds 6
Constable, Guy, Constable, Guy, Constable
Rawle 7 (one wrongly disallowed for being too good)
4444 (333)
UE: Derek Dougan plays for Kettering, for old-time's sake. Oxford retaliate by bringing on Big Ron. An error in writing out the team sheets means that Matt Day plays for Kettering, and his errors lead to all Oxford's goals. All Kettering goals are screamers that Hinchliffe has no chance with. At the end of the game all home and away fans join hands and conduct a chorus of the Internationale, which foments revolutionary zeal and leads directly to the break-away Socialist Republic of Oxfordshire. Andy Cameron is first up against the wall. Andrew Smith is second.
Deek Dougan has, unfortunately, gone the way of the Norweigan Blue.
OUFC 2 (Guy, Burnell) Kettering 1 (Seddon)
4,408 (287 Poppies.
UE: Jim Smith watches game in dug out swigging from a thermos flask.
Re:
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 6:05 pm
by Snake
"Ascension Ox" wrote:"boris" wrote:Yellows 5 Reds 6
Constable, Guy, Constable, Guy, Constable
Rawle 7 (one wrongly disallowed for being too good)
4444 (333)
UE: Derek Dougan plays for Kettering, for old-time's sake. Oxford retaliate by bringing on Big Ron. An error in writing out the team sheets means that Matt Day plays for Kettering, and his errors lead to all Oxford's goals. All Kettering goals are screamers that Hinchliffe has no chance with. At the end of the game all home and away fans join hands and conduct a chorus of the Internationale, which foments revolutionary zeal and leads directly to the break-away Socialist Republic of Oxfordshire. Andy Cameron is first up against the wall. Andrew Smith is second.
Deek Dougan has, unfortunately, gone the way of the Norweigan Blue.
So he's just resting then.
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 6:27 pm
by boris
No, he's pining for the fjords.
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 7:26 pm
by Snake
Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, isn't it? Beautiful plumage.
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 7:28 pm
by Dougie07
United 3 Ketts 1
Guy x 2 (I think he regains top form tomorrow)
Constable
Seddon
Att: 4945 with 372 away
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 8:51 pm
by Baboo
Kassam Catering 2 Northants Kettering 1
Guy & Constable / Dempster
4400
280
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 8:57 pm
by Baboo Junior
Oxford 3 Kettering 0
Constable Carruthers Reid
4420
250
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 9:16 pm
by Sideshow Rob
Oxford 1 (Guy) Kettering 0
4,377 (277)
UE. Kettering's early season form is described as 'swings and roundabouts'.
Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 1:45 am
by oxfordjames
O's 1 Rings 1
Guy and Dempster
4,147 (148)
UE: Guy actually scores in a competitive game before promptly getting injured...
Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 9:51 am
by Roo
Us 3 (Reid, Constable, Guy) Them 3 (Dempster, Beardsley, O.G.

Attn 4500 with 420 from there.
U.E. The catering people don't have any f*ckin' choc-ices just an albatross.
Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 1:49 pm
by Frank
Us win 3-0. Guy x 2 and Constable. 4455 & 295
April: Us win 2-0. Guy and Constable. 4600 & 333
Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 1:51 pm
by Parklife12
Us 2-0. Guy x 2. 4427 & 227
Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 4:55 pm
by Pe├▒a Oxford United
Bloody hell.