Midson's sweat band

Boogie · Post by **Boogie** » Sun Mar 18, 2012 11:09 pm

Ox 2 (Rendell, Johnson) Wimbledon 1(Jack of course)

6.750 (750)

UE: Before the Wombles reach the stadium, Jack has already lost two sets and is running behind in the third. Before the game is interrupted by rain, his back muscles get stressed and he has started thinking about quitting the game rather than face a sure defeat. Suddenly, Wilder comes to him in the dressing room and tells him that he has forgiven him, and prepares him to play and face the fate rather than quit. Jack makes a recovery in the game and wins with a diving volley. Just after the game he announces his retirement, and makes a marriage proposal in the stadium in front of the crowd, which is accepted. Jack goes on to win the U.S. Open and Wimbledon twice, ultimately achieving his dreams.

Yankee Clipper · Post by **Yankee Clipper** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 10:19 am

Oxford win 2-0

Johnson
Rendell

6,789 (250)

Snake · Post by **Snake** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 12:33 pm

Us 2 (Morgan, Rendell) Them 1 (Midson)

Att: 5678 with 234 of Them

UE: Midson has a poor game, misses loads of chances (including a penalty), then gets sent off

John Byrne's Underpants · Mon Mar 19, 2012 1:38 pm

2-1

Johnson, Rendell, Midson

6231

299

UE: We don't sit back and defend for the last 20 minutes!

BigCrompy · Post by **BigCrompy** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 1:55 pm

Bodrum kebab 0-0 Strawberries and cream

6200, 250 crazy.

UE Still no more loan signings before kickoff. Meanwhile Wimbledon start with a front three of Orinoco, Midson, Bulgaria.

Paul Cooper · Post by **Paul Cooper** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 2:19 pm

3-1 United

Hall. Leven, Morgan, Midson

6,783 (away 333)

JoeyBeauchamp · Post by **JoeyBeauchamp** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 2:23 pm

OUFC 2-1 AFC

Beano, Leven - Midson

6,666 (333)

recordmeister · Post by **recordmeister** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:03 pm

Alice In Wonderland / His Dark Materials / Lord of the Rings / The Lion The Witch And The Wardrobe AKA The Best Children's Books Ever Written : 4 (Beano, Leven, Hall, Johnson)

The Wombles AKA some OK Kids stories : 1 (Midson)

7000 (555)

UE: The Womble's fans leave their area of the ground without a single piece of rubbish for the youth team scholars to collect, post-match

Hog · Post by **Hog** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:32 pm

Win 2-1
Hall, Johnson, Midson
6234
444

Bista yellow · Post by **Bista yellow** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 5:50 pm

South Midlands 1-0 Silly Midson's

Whing

6789 Yellows ( Wombles 456)

U.E. Midson does not score or even play

Radley Rambler · Post by **Radley Rambler** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 10:44 pm

Us 2 Them 0

Rendell, Hall

Att: 6500 with 500 Wombles

Sideshow Rob · Post by **Sideshow Rob** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 10:49 pm

Oxford 4 (Morgan, Johnson, Chapman, Rendell) Wimbledon 1 (Midson pen)

6,844 (444)

GodalmingYellow · Post by **GodalmingYellow** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 10:50 pm

Weebles 2 Wombles 0

Constable, Johnson

6,378 of which 334 from Kingston

UE: AFCW spend the first half litter picking

Geoff · Post by **Geoff** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 11:49 pm

Oxford 3 (Johnson, Morgan, Rendell) Wimbledon 1 (Midson). Attendance 6,000. Away crowd 310.

Peterorange · Post by **Peterorange** » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:54 am

Real Ale Oxford 4 Real Wimbledon 0 (Constable 2, Rendell, Leven)
att 6177 (274)

UE: The crowd get deckchairs out and relax for the last ten minutes.