Bobble hat

Brahma Bull · Post by **Brahma Bull** » Sat Aug 20, 2011 2:18 pm

Where I've laid my hat 1 My true 'HOME' 2

Leon Clarke, James Constable, Michael Doooobs.

UE: Beano celebrates Doobs' bullet header (and winner) in front of the Stratton Bank by signing his pre-contract with Pablo Di Can-he-o which will see him 'move closer to his home' the following day.

UE2: KT comes down pitchside and pushes Pablo over to the delight of Slumdon and Oxford fans. We all join together and chant Di-Can-he-o OUT.

ATT: 13719, 2950 officially from Oxford (plus 417 other United fans in the home end)

Ancient Colin · Post by **Ancient Colin** » Sat Aug 20, 2011 5:48 pm

Roundabouts 2 - One Way Systems 1
Risser, De Vita Smalley
12,799 2,890 (plus a few).

Just a few fans of either side look around them and say &quotmy god: and we call them inbred morons ...&quot

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » Sat Aug 20, 2011 6:21 pm

Them 1 Us 1 Risser Smalley 12565 3000

Radley Rambler · Post by **Radley Rambler** » Sat Aug 20, 2011 7:08 pm

Them 1 Us 1

Beano, Risser

Att: 13333 with 3000 mighty yellows

pottersrightboot · Post by **pottersrightboot** » Sat Aug 20, 2011 7:43 pm

Scum 1 (Bodin) Ox 1 (Heslop)

12,712 (2,891 of us)

UE: Smoke bomb set off by Scum fans in our penalty area. They score during confusion. Pitch invasion by our 'great' supporters and massive crowd trouble. Incident gets on national news and both teams immediately demoted to Conference.

Aylesbury Rich · Post by **Aylesbury Rich** » Sat Aug 20, 2011 8:50 pm

******* 1-2 Mighty Yellows

Risser..........Constable Leven

Att 12000 (2891 away)

UE No one gets sent off, there is no crowd disorder and everyone has a pleasent day in the sun exchanging friendly banter.

Kernow Yellow · Post by **Kernow Yellow** » Sat Aug 20, 2011 8:55 pm

Scum 3 Mighty Yellows 3
Some horrible scummers Beano (3)
12,345 (2,885)

UE We win 5-1. Beano runs round Swind*n with his willy hanging out.

Parklife12 · Post by **Parklife12** » Sat Aug 20, 2011 9:04 pm

OUFC 2-0 Slumdon
Smalley &amp JPP
Att:12,212, 3,000

UE: Wilder, Melville and Lewis get sent off, leaving the physio in charge on the bench

Baboo · Post by **Baboo** » Sat Aug 20, 2011 9:45 pm

1-1
Bodin / Beano
12000
2900
UE: King Arthur and Merlin appear in ghostly fashion from the smoke filled pitch. Merlin crosses for Arthur to nod the winner for the yellows.

Baboo Junior · Post by **Baboo Junior** » Sat Aug 20, 2011 10:53 pm

1-1
Constable / De Vita
12547
2923

scooter · Post by **scooter** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:17 am

0-0
12,368
2896

UE: The Merlin doesn't get trashed

Geoff · Post by **Geoff** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:41 am

Slumdon Town 1 (Kennedy) Oxford Utd 2 (Constable Potter). Attendance 11,900. Away crowd 2,900.

Out of the gloom · Post by **Out of the gloom** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 10:51 am

S***don 0 Oxford 1
Duberry

12,600 (2900)

UE: A win will be sufficient.

Roo · Post by **Roo** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 11:42 am

Them 2 (Clarke and O.G.

Us 1 (DOOBS)
Attn. 12500 with 3200 from here
U.E. Smoke bomb fracas.

Frank · Post by **Frank** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 12:33 pm

2-1 yellows. beano's x2. 12500 &amp 3000

Lyn 2-1 beano x2. 13000 &amp 3000

April 3-1 beano x 3 12777 &amp 2998

Mario 2-2 beano and potter 12888 &amp 2987