Into the Valley Hat

Sideshow Rob · Post by **Sideshow Rob** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:25 am

Falling at the first hurdle 0 Over the finish line 1 (Smalley)

4,857 (752)

Paul Cooper · Post by **Paul Cooper** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 11:07 am

Lose 2-0

ALF both goals

4,250 (789 away)

UE Purkiss, Clist and Kinni called into action.

John Byrne's Underpants · Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:57 am

1-1

Le Fondre, Potter

4052
699

UE: In keeping with the spirit of the summer holidays, they play with a beach ball instead.

Peterorange · Post by **Peterorange** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:58 am

Rotherham 1 Oxford 1 (Craddock)
att 5666 (788)

UE: no one on this board mentions whippets or flat caps in the pre and post match discussion

Radley Rambler · Post by **Radley Rambler** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:42 pm

Them 1 Us 1

Le Fondre, Beano

Att: 3750 with 600 yellows trying to see the footy in the distance

UE: Two streakers

slappy · Post by **slappy** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:51 pm

Rotherham 0 - Oxford 3
(JPP , Smalley , Constable)
Att 4,180 (away 475)

UE: Rotherham programme has a 2011/12 OUFC team photo missing the manager.

Boogie · Post by **Boogie** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:46 pm

0-0

5,500 (750).

UE: Bore draw with not even a booking.

Geoff · Post by **Geoff** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:06 pm

Rotherham 1 (Le Fondre) Oxford 2 (Potter, Smalley). Attendance 4,600. Away crowd 575.

Ancient Colin · Post by **Ancient Colin** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:44 pm

Rotherpork 2 Oxtongue 1
ALF, Holroyd Smalley
3,888, 579

Approaching the stadium, Ox are halted by a stocky, besuited Latinate man who, talking as if he has cotton wool in his mouth, explains that this is his valley and makes them an offer that they don't understand. A spate of injuries leads to a rash of goalkeepers which is preferable to a plague of lighthouse keepers. Or, indeed, the memory of Ian Atkins. Boris reappears in the Rageonline forum, mounted on a white horse with a voice like thunder.

Kernow Yellow · Post by **Kernow Yellow** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:55 pm

3rd best team in Sheffield 1-1 Greatest team in the world
ALF JPP
4,359 (761)

UE Adam Le Fondre changes his first name to Kevin shortly before kick-off, prompting Bill Drummond and Jimmy Cauty to turn up and set fire to him on the pitch. Or something.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 3:57 pm

Them 1 Us 2 Le Fonzie Smalley Pittman 5189 851

scooter · Post by **scooter** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 9:08 pm

Us 4 Them 3
Pittman2 Craddock 2, Fondre 3.
5023,
563.

UE: ALF comes back on the Oxford coach.

Mark · Post by **Mark** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:02 pm

Win 2-1
Smalley, Constable, ALF
4523
789
UE: ALF gets sold 20 mins before kick off and leaves the pitch during the warm up

Baboo · Post by **Baboo** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 9:30 am

RUFC 1 OUFC 1
Danny Schofield / James Constable
3800
650 of Us.

UE: The pitch slowly drifts even further into the distance as the game progresses and by by 16:23 even those with 20:20 vision can see nothing of the Millers and the Yellows.

Baboo Junior · Post by **Baboo Junior** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 9:34 am

1-1
Le Fondre / Constable
4567
678