Impatient hat

Baboo · Post by **Baboo** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 7:15 pm

Can't wait any longer so here goes

1-3
Grimes / Constable, Craddock, MacLean
3150
450
UE: Instead of playing for Chelsea, Ashley Cole takes up a sniper position in the roof of the Lincolnshite Echo stand and takes pot shots at the Lincoln ball boys. He refuses to come down until a fighter plane from nearby Scampton skillfully swoops over Sincil Bank and blasts him from his perch.

Snake · Post by **Snake** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:56 pm

Them 1 (Grimes) Us 1 (Constable)

Att: 3456 with 345 of Us

UE: Match abandoned. 3 sendings off. More than 8 yellow cards. Rumours of Wilder going to Sheffield United abound (again). Firoz Kassam takes control of Libya on account of him not being as mad as the current ruler.

Radley Rambler · Post by **Radley Rambler** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:43 pm

Them 0 Us 1

Craddock

Att: 3500 with 400 yellows

Boogie · Post by **Boogie** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:47 pm

Imps 1 (Grimes) Us 3 (Midson, Constable, Craddock)

Att: 3,350 (350)

UE: Midson hat-trick

Yankee Clipper · Post by **Yankee Clipper** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:13 am

Imps 1 Pimps 2

Grimes
Constable Craddock

Att 3250 (300)

Out of the gloom · Post by **Out of the gloom** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:13 am

Lincoln 0 Oxford 1
Constable
3,200 (300)

UE: Sangare comes on with about 5 minutes to go, sent off within said 5 minutes.

slappy · Post by **slappy** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:21 am

Lincoln 1 Oxford 2
(Grimes, Constable, Midson)
Att 2,800 (away 299)
UE: Oxford wear the yellow and blue kit.

Ancient Colin · Post by **Ancient Colin** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:32 am

Greens in Red 2 Yellows in Blue 1
Facey, Fuseini, Constable
3333, 333

Three sendings off. All the home crowd are named Abraham. wear tall black hats and sport long beards. They declare war on the South East and against slavery. Midson throws in his lot with them and marches in the name of employment. Muammar G denies that there has been any match in Lincolnshire and that Chris Wilder loves him.

BigCrompy · Post by **BigCrompy** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 12:16 pm

Ancient Colin - we have never met, but Sir, your work tickles me every time!

Linkin Park 1-1 The United Underground

Facey. Craddock.

4800 of whom 640 are quite quite sick of 'The Dam Busters' after the first humming.

UE Tired of having been utter dross for their entire history, Lincoln decide to cut their losses and field their (Premier League!) Ladies' team in the league fixture. Meanwhile, Oxford United unexpectedly put an inferior team to the sword.

Peterorange · Post by **Peterorange** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 12:45 pm

Lincoln 1 Oxford 1 (Heslop)
(att 4933/ 659)

A-Ro · Post by **A-Ro** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 1:39 pm

0 - 1 Craddock 3456 456

UE The West Wind blows in a violent stranger who throws rocks at the assembled throng. Wilder turns the petulant Midson into stone.

Geoff · Post by **Geoff** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 1:48 pm

Lincoln 1 (Grimes) Oxford 1 (Constable). Attendance 3,900. Away crowd 400.

Parklife12 · Post by **Parklife12** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 2:05 pm

OUFC 2-0 Lincoln
Beano, Craddock
4444, 511

Sackcloth Ox · Post by **Sackcloth Ox** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 2:27 pm

Lincoln 1 (Facey) Oxford 1 (McLaren)

2,988 (238 of us)

UEs: Seven goal thriller, Midson hat trick, Capello at game.

wightyellow · Post by **wightyellow** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 2:42 pm

Imps 2

Ox 1

3910

410 away

UE - A small person scores.