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Anything yellow and blue
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Post by boris »

Silkmen 0 Polyester Boys 1
Potter
2345 (543)

UE: Upon victory at the final whistle, Chris Wilder grins. And he grins and he grins. Until gradually, as the floodlights start to fade, all that can be seen of him is his grin, as the rest of him slowly disappears. Bloody Cheshire.
bspittles
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Post by bspittles »

Macc Lads 1 Radioheads 3
(Bencherif Constable, Potter, Craddock)
2400 (600)

UE: Free cheese for all away fans who buy a programme.
BigCrompy
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Post by BigCrompy »

The Most Uncultured Town in Britain 1-2 God's Own City

Sappleton. Green, Hall.

4200 of whom 600 hate Brian Horton more than the other 3600.

UE LSD on his sale to Leyton Orient becomes the next Sam Ricketts acquiring Premier League status and 40 international caps before his 30th birthday. Meanwhile, in Macclesfield, something (anything) unexpectedly happens.
Boogie
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Post by Boogie »

Maxonions 1 (Bencherif) Oxonions 1 (Craddock)

2350 (650)

UE: Constable not given offside in whole match.
Baboo Junior
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Post by Baboo Junior »

Macclesfield 0 Oxford 1
Constable
2481
632
John Byrne's Underpants
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Post by John Byrne's Underpants »

0-0

3175
559

UE: After yet another away draw, Wilder is spotted in a bookies with a huge wad of cash in his hand...
Zeke
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Post by Zeke »

Them 0 Us 1 Constable 2567 714
A-Ro
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Post by A-Ro »

0 - 2 Beano Craddock. 2345 456

UE Potter crosses beautifully all game.
UE2 Tonks doesn't cost us the game.
Yankee Clipper
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Post by Yankee Clipper »

Beer &amp Sex &amp Chips n Gravy 0 I should Coco 2

Constable Craddock

2850 (650)

U/E Midson plays the full 90 mins
A-Ro
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Post by A-Ro »

I'm glad I never started this thread, I'd got it in my head that we were playing Mansfield Town not Macclesfield Town.

I know, I know, it's me age.
OUFC4eva
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Post by OUFC4eva »

Macc. Town 1-3 United

Bencherif

Craddock, Potter &amp Heslop

Att: 2,275 (549)

UE: All the goals are scored in the first half.
Ancient Colin
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Post by Ancient Colin »

Field 2 Ford 1
Barnett, Hamshaw, Constable
2755, 666

Oxford's attempts to mount a comeback are frustrated by the line of mulberry trees barring the penalty area: shots fall lifelessly to the ground coccooned in the bodies of small white hairy creatures. Far away, a small dark hairy creature wonders &quotlet me ask you one question: is your money that good? Would it buy you forgiveness, do you think that it could?&quot.
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Post by Radley Rambler »

Them 0 Us 1

Constable

Att: 2222 with 555 yellows
theox
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Post by theox »

Maccesfield 2-1 Oxford
Bencherif, Brown - Potter
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UE - Macc are awarded a penalty in the last minute and Oxford fans behind the goal rip the net down.............
Kernow Yellow
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Post by Kernow Yellow »

1-1
Chalmers, Hall
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UE Some pissed-up blokes on a stag do in the away end pull the nets off the goal. Again.
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