Robert Peel's Bobbies Bonnet

John Byrne's Underpants · Fri Aug 13, 2010 2:24 pm

1-0

Constable

7468
323

UE: I have the 50/50 winning ticket.

Baboo Junior · Post by **Baboo Junior** » Fri Aug 13, 2010 2:58 pm

Oxford 2 Bury 0
Constable Midson
7654
321

wightyellow · Post by **wightyellow** » Fri Aug 13, 2010 3:25 pm

Ox 3
Burried 2
Potter
Constable (a policeman is always after potter)
Deering

8723
723

UE
Potter arrested at half time for stabbing the ball with a knife, after he swung his right boot at it and managed an air shot. No one sees it and he is relased on bail.

theox · Post by **theox** » Fri Aug 13, 2010 3:32 pm

Oxford 2-1 Bury
Constable, Heslop - Haworth
6,487 (250)

UE - Kassam stands outside the stadium loudly proclaiming that the journey he promised to take Us fans on is finally heading in the right direction.

OUFC4eva · Post by **OUFC4eva** » Fri Aug 13, 2010 4:24 pm

Utd 2-1 Bury

Constable &amp Green

Bishop

Att: 7,981 (287)

UE: One of the new commemorative boards falls
off the SSU.

Mally · Post by **Mally** » Fri Aug 13, 2010 4:51 pm

Oxford 2 Bury 0

Constable, Potter

7699, 201

UE - In our 10th season at the KasStad a player finally kicks a ball over the South stand roof.

Roo · Post by **Roo** » Fri Aug 13, 2010 4:53 pm

Us 1 (Beano) Them 2 (O.G. &amp Schumacher)
Attn: 7000 with 350 from there.

U.E. No red or yellow cards.

slappy · Post by **slappy** » Fri Aug 13, 2010 5:11 pm

Are these hat thread titles getting more obscure by the week?

Makers 5 Shakers 0
(Constable, Midson, Green, Potter, Heslop)
Att 8,454 (away 495)
UE: We are drawn at home to S***don in the JPT and Kelvin announces ticket prices are £10 for adults and £5 for kids as a reward for the fans' loyalty.

Snake · Post by **Snake** » Fri Aug 13, 2010 7:55 pm

Us 2 (Constable, Green

Them 1 (Bishop)

Att: 7777 with 234 of Them

UE: Aaron Woodley scores his first senior goal for #oufc. A wayward clearance from a defender hits the top bar of the South Stand roof and bounces back into the Stadium (that’s for Mally

Hog · Post by **Hog** » Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:30 pm

HOG

Win 2-0
Constable, Midson
7777
222

HOGLETTE

Win 3-0
Constable, Heslop, Green
7456
180

Baboo · Post by **Baboo** » Fri Aug 13, 2010 9:06 pm

2-0
Beano &amp Heslop
7500
280
UE: The playing surface is not watered before the kick off. (that's a non event so I suppose I would be denied pts if this were to (not) happen ????
But as we all know no one has ever in the history of the Hat been awarded an UE pt. (I stand to be corrected if I'm wrong)

recordmeister · Post by **recordmeister** » Sat Aug 14, 2010 1:24 am

Risen 2 - 1 Buried

Constable, Green / Batt OG

7234 (234)

UE: Kelvin Thomas is spotted in a Hammers shirt. Timmy Mallet is wrongly beaten up my aging Stone Island clad members of the SMHS for mistakenly being a &quotHammer&quot.

Out of the gloom · Post by **Out of the gloom** » Sat Aug 14, 2010 10:37 am

Oxford 3 Bury 0
Constable 2, Hall

7900 (200)

UE: More than one Oxford player does the Wilder slide as part of a goal celebration.

Swissbloke · Post by **Swissbloke** » Sat Aug 14, 2010 11:39 am

Oxford 2 Bury 0

Heslop
Green

6900

UE - Clarkey falls asleep 2nd half.

Sideshow Rob · Post by **Sideshow Rob** » Sat Aug 14, 2010 11:51 am

Oxford 3 (Constable, Green Heslop) Bury 1 (Bishop)

8,183 (360)