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JoeyBeauchamp
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Post by JoeyBeauchamp »

&quotrecordmeister&quot wrote:Scholars 1 - 0 Pirates

Midson

4,444 - 444

UE: Alfie Potter won't pass the ball to Constable as he believes he is an actual policeman.
:lol:
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JoeyBeauchamp
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Post by JoeyBeauchamp »

Oxford 1-0 Rovers
Constable
5,107 (600)

UE: Wilder is not at the game as he is taking over the Aston Villa reins
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Snake
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Post by Snake »

Us 1 (Constable) Them 0

Att: 4567 with 456 of Them

UE: Richard Branson spotted in the Directors Box
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slappy
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Post by slappy »

Virgin trains 0 BR 2
(hoskins, duffy)
Att 3987 (away 298)

UE: Nobody knows what happens if it is nil nil after 90 minutes.
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Kernow Yellow
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Post by Kernow Yellow »

Wild Things 0 Trolls 1
Hoskins
4,985 (675)

Alfie Potter scores a goal and pretends to stab Mitchell Cole in a pre-rehearsed celebration.
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Peterorange
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Post by Peterorange »

Back home 2 Roving 1 (Philliskirk 2)

Att 5549 (342)

UE: A ray of setting sun illuminates Creighton causing an angelic effect and a whole new religion to be set up. The Beast eventually leaves Oxford and takes his followers to set up a commune on Shotover Hill.
Last edited by Peterorange on Tue Aug 10, 2010 2:31 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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boris
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Post by boris »

Blue Stripes 0 Blue Halves 3
Worley (3 ogs)
5,555 (555)

UE: After suffering their heaviest defeat in years there is an outbreak of mass suicide among the Rovers fans the people in the downstairs flat are no longer there now because they left their Gas tops on.
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Shoobedoo
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Post by Shoobedoo »

Come on Eileen 1 - 0 Goodnight Irene
Constable

5,337
336

UE: Patto sits in wrong dugout.
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Ancient Colin
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Post by Ancient Colin »

Mortar Board 0 Gas Board 2
Blizzard Hoskins

5432 555

The knives are out for Wilder after this, but Alfie is restrained by the admirable Creighton who, patiently and resignedly, mutters the old lie, dulce et decorum est pro patria mori.
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scooter
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Post by scooter »

Us2 them 1

Constable, Cole, Hoskins

4998
286

UE I am ejected from the SSU ( free tickets from Carling ) for sucking a boiled sweet too loudly.
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Zeke
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Post by Zeke »

Us 1 Them 0 Constable 4758 684
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Roo
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Post by Roo »

Us 1 (Hall) Them 2 (Kuffour &amp O.G.)
Attn 5000 with 400 from there.

U.E. The teams run out to 'Like A Virgin'
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John Byrne's Underpants
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Post by John Byrne's Underpants »

0-0

4966

424

UE: Nathan introduces a new playlist.
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Mooro
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Post by Mooro »

2-0(Deer thing &amp Wor Lass)
3411
312

UE - Rovers forget their kit so borrow our new away strip. On hearing this news, Wilder dispenses with the keeper and three defenders (leaving one to take goal kicks) in the knowledge that the visitors will not score.
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GodalmingYellow
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Post by GodalmingYellow »

&quotSnake&quot wrote:Us 1 (Constable) Them 0

Att: 4567 with 456 of Them

UE: Richard Branson spotted in the Directors Box
Given the teaming up with Virgin today, I wouldn't class that as an unexpected event.
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