I've just found out that John Cooper Clarke is performing in Oxford on 27 April, the same night that we play Gateshead at home.
Goddammit, Mr Clarke, you really should plan your gigs better.
oh bugger
The bloody cops are bloody keen
to bloody keep it bloody clean.
The bloody Cheif's a bloody swine
who bloody draws the bloody line
at bloody fun and bloody games.
The bloody kids he bloody blames
are nowhere to be bloody found
anywhere in chicken town.
The bloody clubs are bloody full
of bloody girls and bloody guys
with bloody murder in their eyes.
A bloody bloke got bloody stabbed
waiting for a bloody cab!
You bloody stay at bloody home,
the bloody neighbours bloody moan,
"turn that bloody racket down!
This is fucking chickentown."
Spoken like a true Mancunian. Brilliant!
to bloody keep it bloody clean.
The bloody Cheif's a bloody swine
who bloody draws the bloody line
at bloody fun and bloody games.
The bloody kids he bloody blames
are nowhere to be bloody found
anywhere in chicken town.
The bloody clubs are bloody full
of bloody girls and bloody guys
with bloody murder in their eyes.
A bloody bloke got bloody stabbed
waiting for a bloody cab!
You bloody stay at bloody home,
the bloody neighbours bloody moan,
"turn that bloody racket down!
This is fucking chickentown."
Spoken like a true Mancunian. Brilliant!