Kettering In Memoriam Hat

[Ancient Colin]

Ox 0 Kett 2
Charles, Appiah

5432, 123

The pitch resembles Flanders Field. Wilder, fed up with big-time players puts out a side averaging 1m70 and, as the whistle blows, they all run towards the machine guns. Newly elected EU president Jake Wright rumoured to be having affair with Carla Bruni. Creighton gets the feeling he's being surrounded by horses, horses, horses, coming in all directions*.



* Radio Ethiopia, eh, Boris? Very obscure.

[Baboo Junior]

Oxford 2 Kettering 1
Constable M Green Kelly
5555
111

[Peterorange]

Oxford 2 Kettering 0
Midsom, Tonkin)
att 6010 (133)

UE: in an uncanny parallel with Oxford's prospects after today's game, a hot-air balloon takes off nearby and drifts up across the stadium. A peace falls among the Oxford supporters and a chorus of Waterloo Sunset is struck up, as a game of football breaks out in the trenches and even GodalmingYellow and deanwindass are seen to embrace. Peace and love.

[boris]

0-0 obv.
No one, natch.
5432 (234)

UE: In tribute to Peterorange's post, the Poppies wear white.
UE2: Creighton releases himself from the thickening blackmail of elephantiasis, divides the wheat from the rats, and turns around. Some call Wilder Satan, others have him God. Some name him Nemo. Some swear they see him weeping in the poppy fields of the Kas.

[A-Ro]

Ox 0 Kett 2
Charles, Appiah

5432, 123

The pitch resembles Flanders Field. Wilder, fed up with big-time players puts out a side averaging 1m70 and, as the whistle blows, they all run towards the machine guns. Newly elected EU president Jake Wright rumoured to be having affair with Carla Bruni. Creighton gets the feeling he's being surrounded by horses, horses, horses, coming in all directions*.



* Radio Ethiopia, eh, Boris? Very obscure.

Not enough horses in my book.

[Radley Rambler]

Us 1 Them 1

Green, Kelly

Att: 5300 with 150 Poppies

[GodalmingYellow]

Oxford 2 Kerching! 0

Constable 2

5,532 attend of which 212 are from Kettering.

UE1: Is there a verb &quotto ketter&quot and what should it mean?

UE2: A soft red light pulses in an otherwise unlit room. The sound of bells ring gently, in a sound long forgotten. The smoky peaty aroma of the last dregs of Islay Whisky wafts as the warming amber liquid is sunk, providing courage more akin to those of the lands Nether. The receiver is lifted, and a wilder man speaks confidently and forcefully. &quotWe attack. We shall never surrender&quot.

[Ascension Ox]

Ox 1 (Clist) Kettering 0 5,509 (189 from Northants)

UE: At least two sending offs, both centre backs end the game with heads bandaged, mass brawl in tunnel at end of game.

[Snake]

Us 2 (Constable, Deering) Them 1 (Kelly)

Att: 5678 with 255 of Them

UE: 3 sendings off.

[SmileyMan]

Drofox 7 - 0 Gnirettek
Clarke x7
5,998 (345)
UE: Brian Lee is seen enjoying a fine glass of wine and some excellent dinner in the Directors' Box. Shortly after the game, Stevenage are docked 7 points for having an incorrectly mowed pitch. Oxford still manage to contrive to miss out on winning the league on goal difference, thanks to Yemi. It makes no difference because we win the play-offs, ensuring a fun trip to Wembley for all.

[Mooro]

1-2 (Tonkin//Wright(og). Dempster)
5100
87

UE - Erm, Agaadoo, doo, doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
UE2 - Ah, now I know where I've seen snake before.....

[tomoufc]

Grass eaters 1 Poppy pluckers 0

Deering

5454 with 154

UE: 5-3-2

[Zeke]

Us 1 Them 0 Grant 5671 152

[Roo]

Us 1 (Deering) Them 2 (Dumpster &amp O.G.
Attn: 5700 with 200 from there.
U.E. Two players are sent off.

[GodalmingYellow]

Stevenage are docked 7 points for having an incorrectly mowed pitch.

That's made me smile a bit.