Salisbury Hat

Mooro · Post by **Mooro** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 9:41 pm

Sailers 2 Masters 0 (Tubbs, Flood)
3621
677

UE - one of the starting XI leaves the club in January

theox · Post by **theox** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:45 am

Salisbury 2-1 Oxford
Tubbs (2) - Constable
3,219 (1,000)

UE - there is no queueing for anything at this game.

Peterorange · Post by **Peterorange** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:55 pm

Salisbury 1 Oxford 2 (Murray, Cook)

Att 3433 (247)

GodalmingYellow · Post by **GodalmingYellow** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:43 pm

Sarum 0 Serum 2

Constable and M Green

3,021 of which 1,500 from Oxo

UE: Having run out of cash, Salisbury field a team of unwanted Christmas

s.

Roo · Post by **Roo** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:55 pm

Them 2 (Tubbs &amp O.G.

Us 1 (Constable)
Attn: 3500 with 1455 from here

tomoufc · Post by **tomoufc** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 5:36 pm

Catherdaral City 0 Gorgonzola 3

Murray 2, Foster

2300 with 500

boris · Post by **boris** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 5:43 pm

Sarum P-P Scarum
Match postponed because of freezing fog

UE: I find out in time to save me the trip.

OUFC4eva · Post by **OUFC4eva** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 9:50 pm

Salisbury 0-4 United

J.Constable (2)

M.Creighton

A.Potter

Att: 2,217 (1,476)

UE: Salisbury are so short of players that manager Tommy Widdrington
has to come off the bench to make a second half appearance - and is then sent off for fighting.

Radley Rambler · Post by **Radley Rambler** » Sun Dec 27, 2009 10:50 am

Them 1 Us 3

Tubbs, Constable, Potter, M Green

Att: 2,500 with 1,500 amazed just to see a game at last.

Hog · Post by **Hog** » Sun Dec 27, 2009 6:07 pm

Win 2-0
Constable, Clist
2222
1234
UE: Two Oxford players come to blows, Creighton plays his last game before taking over as player manager at Kiddy, and Matt Robinson signs as an emergency sub for Salisbury but I don't let him have the day off! Oh, and two Oxford supporters are thrown out of the boardroom at halftime for complaining about the tinned beer.

Ancient Colin · Post by **Ancient Colin** » Sun Dec 27, 2009 7:45 pm

In the interests of the environment, I'll recycle previous one (with the odd subtle change).

Rotten Borough 1 Cloven Hooves 1
Flood, Constable,

2345
1400

Constable celebrates his penultimate appearance for Oxford with an ostentatious kissing of the badge. The Salisbury mascot breaks Sam Dearing's leg in a half time kickabout. Declan B runs after the team coach demanding his Christmas present. Crazed by Fly Agaric, Beast flies to Wiltshire pulled by reindeer. Large numbers of Ox supporters miss the start as their SatNavs direct them through a &quotford&quot that is some four feet deep in evil brackish icy water containing slithery evil creatures.

Boogie · Post by **Boogie** » Sun Dec 27, 2009 9:05 pm

Lose 1-3
Constable pen Tubbs hatrick
2,700 in the home end
1600 (officially)
UE: One Oxford supporter (The CAMRA official) gets ejected from the &quotexecutive area&quot before kick-off for complaining about the beer. The other drinks so much of it that when he sobers up he finds he has signed up to be part of the consortium to buy the club out of administration.

Hog · Post by **Hog** » Sun Dec 27, 2009 9:49 pm

Oh come on Boogie, you might be daft but you ain't THAT stupid!

slappy · Post by **slappy** » Sun Dec 27, 2009 10:03 pm

Oxoniensis 3: Old Sarum 0
Constable hat-trick
att: 2345, (away 1111)
UE: player breaks leg slipping up off the pitch

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » Mon Dec 28, 2009 2:18 am

Them 1 Us 3 Tubbs Constable 2 M Green

2534 1356