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Though we have to play 2 teams, we'll still win:
G&N 0 O&U 2
Slabs and Yemi
2,612, of which 1,312 from the shire.
UE: Slabs scores and is sent off in his debut.
G&N 0 O&U 2
Slabs and Yemi
2,612, of which 1,312 from the shire.
UE: Slabs scores and is sent off in his debut.
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G @N 0 OUFC 2 (Wilmott/Basham)
UE: Basham uses his body strength and pace to shake off 3 trailing defenders to score a truly magnificent goal. Kentish chavs trash my car during the game. This place is truly a dump. I get a lift home on team coach.
PS did you know that the word 'chav' is derived from just dahn the road from G and N in Chatham/Rochester local lingo?
Chav = pikey in that neck of the woods. Wikipedia refutes this. Of course.
ps crowd 1932 ( Chavs1001 - U's 931)
UE: Basham uses his body strength and pace to shake off 3 trailing defenders to score a truly magnificent goal. Kentish chavs trash my car during the game. This place is truly a dump. I get a lift home on team coach.
PS did you know that the word 'chav' is derived from just dahn the road from G and N in Chatham/Rochester local lingo?
Chav = pikey in that neck of the woods. Wikipedia refutes this. Of course.
ps crowd 1932 ( Chavs1001 - U's 931)
Gravesfleet and Northend 1 - 6 Oxted Uniford
MacDonald - Slabbers x3, Yemi x3
1,111 - 333
UE: Slabbers scores a hat-trick on his debut, and is taken off to a standing ovation. Yemi replaces him, and singing "Anything you can do...", also bags three. The entire town subsequently runs out of beer.
MacDonald - Slabbers x3, Yemi x3
1,111 - 333
UE: Slabbers scores a hat-trick on his debut, and is taken off to a standing ovation. Yemi replaces him, and singing "Anything you can do...", also bags three. The entire town subsequently runs out of beer.
Confidence shot away by their cup exit, the U's stumble to their first league defeat of the season to a G&N side better than their ground and name suggest.
G&N 2 Ox 1 - MAcdonald 2, DAy
Crowd 1711 Away 712
UE Smith suffers an attack of senile dementia and forgets he has signed Slabber so does not put him on the teamsheet.
G&N 2 Ox 1 - MAcdonald 2, DAy
Crowd 1711 Away 712
UE Smith suffers an attack of senile dementia and forgets he has signed Slabber so does not put him on the teamsheet.
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