North Hertfordshire Hat

Ancient Colin · Post by **Ancient Colin** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 8:05 pm

draw, twee-twee as Steve McLaren would have it.
Guy, Trainer, Morrison, Boylan
4,444 200

Kelvin announces that Tommy Cooper will be the next manager, just like that. The players' Christmas dinner is cancelled and they are told they must work, but Lenegan is visited by the ghosts of supporters past and present (strangely, in the slot reserved for supporters future, nothing stirred, not a mouse was heard) and relents. Matt Day eats all the mince pies and then the Christmas pudding, eating the concealed Euro, now worth £2.85. Little Samwise Dearing swings happily on his crutches amid the drifting snow and jollity.

Geoff · Post by **Geoff** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 8:15 pm

Oxford 1 (Constable) Stevenage 1 (Morison). Attendance 4,000. Away crowd 220.

Unexpected event: As the main criterion for the new manager is deemed to be BSP experience, Darren Patterson is announced as the new manager.

Baboo · Post by **Baboo** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 12:12 am

0-2
Morrison 2
4000
201
UE - Hope

OUFC4eva · Post by **OUFC4eva** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 10:25 am

Oxford 2-1 satanage

Guy, Constable Morison

ATT: 4,378 (179)

UE: A fat man wearing a red suit and no socks is seen in the Directors
box.

Sideshow Rob · Post by **Sideshow Rob** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 10:57 am

Oxford 1 (Guy) Legoland 0
4,444 (270)
UE. A sign above one of the South Stand turnstiles reads, 'Interviewees Only'.

Parklife12 · Post by **Parklife12** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 3:02 pm

Frank
2-0
Guy, Constable
4401, 201

Damon
2-1
Guy, Day - og
4523, 267

Shane
1-2
Constable - Morrison 2
4421, 235