Kidderminster Hat
-
- Middle-Aged Spread
- Posts: 1760
- Joined: Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:13 am
Kidderminster Hat
Harried 1 (o.g. Harriers 1 (o.g.
3333 222
Nick Merry is in the boardroom, plotting revenge on Ian Lenagan for depsoing him as Chairman. Just as he leaves, Keith Cox turns up with Ghislane Maxwell, who has hired Cox as her lawyer. Merry once borrowed money from Ghislane, the terms of the loan being that he promised to marry her if the money was not repaid - and as it is still outstanding, she wishes to hold his to that promise. Cox, still bitter at being frozen out of the football club in an earlier deal, promises to assist her in her search for vengeance.
3333 222
Nick Merry is in the boardroom, plotting revenge on Ian Lenagan for depsoing him as Chairman. Just as he leaves, Keith Cox turns up with Ghislane Maxwell, who has hired Cox as her lawyer. Merry once borrowed money from Ghislane, the terms of the loan being that he promised to marry her if the money was not repaid - and as it is still outstanding, she wishes to hold his to that promise. Cox, still bitter at being frozen out of the football club in an earlier deal, promises to assist her in her search for vengeance.
entirely disenchanted
-
- Grumpy old git
- Posts: 2249
- Joined: Fri Jun 30, 2006 4:36 pm
Us 1 (Yemi) Them 1 (Barnes-Homer)
Att: 3999 with 123 of Them
UE: What? An unusual and unpredictable event at our football club? Nah, same old, same old prevails..
Att: 3999 with 123 of Them
UE: What? An unusual and unpredictable event at our football club? Nah, same old, same old prevails..
Last edited by Snake on Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:00 pm, edited 1 time in total.
-
- Toddler
- Posts: 48
- Joined: Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:07 am
- Location: South Oxford
-
- Brat
- Posts: 168
- Joined: Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:55 pm
Losers 1 Them 2
Constable, Richards 2
3888
222
UE: Kick off delayed at the last moment when the referee decides she needs to try on a couple of different tops and then has to phone her best mate Sally for advice about whether to wear her hair up or down. The second half is also delayed when the ref insists on washing (and drying) all the tea cups, irons the assistants flags and then makes the players tidy their changing rooms before being allowed out to play. And the Oxford crowd spend the whole game singing We love you Amy, we do!
I know, I know!
Constable, Richards 2
3888
222
UE: Kick off delayed at the last moment when the referee decides she needs to try on a couple of different tops and then has to phone her best mate Sally for advice about whether to wear her hair up or down. The second half is also delayed when the ref insists on washing (and drying) all the tea cups, irons the assistants flags and then makes the players tidy their changing rooms before being allowed out to play. And the Oxford crowd spend the whole game singing We love you Amy, we do!
I know, I know!
-
- Puberty
- Posts: 381
- Joined: Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:24 pm
Re:
If I may say so, after a largely cheerless week, that made me laugh !"Hog" wrote:Losers 1 Them 2
Constable, Richards 2
3888
222
UE: Kick off delayed at the last moment when the referee decides she needs to try on a couple of different tops and then has to phone her best mate Sally for advice about whether to wear her hair up or down. The second half is also delayed when the ref insists on washing (and drying) all the tea cups, irons the assistants flags and then makes the players tidy their changing rooms before being allowed out to play. And the Oxford crowd spend the whole game singing We love you Amy, we do!
I know, I know!
Oxford 1-3 Kidderminster
Constable - Barnes-Homer 2, Brittain
3,896 (297)
UE - not once is the chant 'you should have stayed in the kitchen' heard.
edited for scorer. thought i should take this game seriously for once!!!
Constable - Barnes-Homer 2, Brittain
3,896 (297)
UE - not once is the chant 'you should have stayed in the kitchen' heard.
edited for scorer. thought i should take this game seriously for once!!!
Last edited by theox on Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:53 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Adults 4 Kidds 5
Guy, Chap, Bloke, Matey boy John Barnes Homer Simpson Wallis
4444 (222)
UE 1: The whole crowd sings "Patto's Yellow Army" for the full 90 minutes plus Abbey Press time, and at the end of the game they chair him from the field and demonstrate outside the boardroom, demanding that Patto be offered a lifetime contract.
UE 2: Haldane puts in a tackle.
Guy, Chap, Bloke, Matey boy John Barnes Homer Simpson Wallis
4444 (222)
UE 1: The whole crowd sings "Patto's Yellow Army" for the full 90 minutes plus Abbey Press time, and at the end of the game they chair him from the field and demonstrate outside the boardroom, demanding that Patto be offered a lifetime contract.
UE 2: Haldane puts in a tackle.
-
- Puberty
- Posts: 442
- Joined: Thu May 11, 2006 4:46 pm
- Location: Cumnor
-
- Grumpy old git
- Posts: 2663
- Joined: Tue May 16, 2006 12:23 pm
- Location: Nowhere near Treviso
Old Cows 1 Young Goats 2
Day, Barnes-Homer, Moore
3,789, 222
Kelvin announces a package of measures to halt the decline, including increasing the levels of debt progressively over the next four years, cutting the price of programmes and replica shirts by 2%, delaying ticket price increases and so forth, to be part paid by a new tax of 45% on Hutchinson's salary. The referee's name actually revealed to be Prudence. A virus strikes down 90% of Oxford fans and the remaining 10% struggle to come to terms with existing in a new, strange world with none of the facilities and certainties of the past. Civilisation ends and Frank posts a hat table.
Day, Barnes-Homer, Moore
3,789, 222
Kelvin announces a package of measures to halt the decline, including increasing the levels of debt progressively over the next four years, cutting the price of programmes and replica shirts by 2%, delaying ticket price increases and so forth, to be part paid by a new tax of 45% on Hutchinson's salary. The referee's name actually revealed to be Prudence. A virus strikes down 90% of Oxford fans and the remaining 10% struggle to come to terms with existing in a new, strange world with none of the facilities and certainties of the past. Civilisation ends and Frank posts a hat table.
Shudder 0 - 1 Kidder
Barnes-Homer
3,436
96
UE: Game stopped every 20 mins so ref can go to the loo.
(Edited for scorer as Richards is out).
Barnes-Homer
3,436
96
UE: Game stopped every 20 mins so ref can go to the loo.
(Edited for scorer as Richards is out).
Last edited by Shoobedoo on Tue Nov 25, 2008 3:38 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Oxford 2 Kidderminster 0 (Guy, Constable)
Att 4012 Away 211
UE - one side attempts to make a 4th substitution
UE2 - a player gets sent off for dissent to the ref.
UE3 - transpires that referee is related to the Crawley assistant boss and f's and blinds so much in the opening ten minutes that all players cower if they go anywhere near her.
Att 4012 Away 211
UE - one side attempts to make a 4th substitution
UE2 - a player gets sent off for dissent to the ref.
UE3 - transpires that referee is related to the Crawley assistant boss and f's and blinds so much in the opening ten minutes that all players cower if they go anywhere near her.