Lies, Damned Lies...

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Matt D
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Lies, Damned Lies...

Post by Matt D »

&quotDarren Patterson&quot wrote:But the stats for our league show we’re in the top three for several things, and proves we’re not far away.
one is apparently possession, but the others aren't specified in the mail article. anyone care to hazard a guess?
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Pe├▒a Oxford United
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Post by Pe├▒a Oxford United »

Debts?
entirely disenchanted
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Kernow Yellow
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Post by Kernow Yellow »

Red cards?
Misses?
Attendance?
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Pe├▒a Oxford United
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Post by Pe├▒a Oxford United »

Fans undergoing crises of identity, futility and despair?
entirely disenchanted
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Matt D
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Post by Matt D »

fewest draws.
number of loans?
most deluded...
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SmileyMan
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Post by SmileyMan »

Most celebrity fans currently in a reality TV show?
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Pe├▒a Oxford United
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Post by Pe├▒a Oxford United »

Fans getting their hair cut in Sheep Street, Bicester?
entirely disenchanted
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Mally
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Post by Mally »

Mean wind velocity?
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Post by Geoff »

Top three sides of a stadium?
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Radley Rambler
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Re: Lies, Damned Lies...

Post by Radley Rambler »

&quotMatt D&quot wrote:
&quotDarren Patterson&quot wrote:But the stats for our league show we’re in the top three for several things, and proves we’re not far away.
one is apparently possession, but the others aren't specified in the mail article. anyone care to hazard a guess?
If we really are in the top three in terms of possession, then it further exaggerates the obvious problems of not being able to open teams up in the final third/hitting the onion bag.
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Post by Snake »

Average distance per pass/hoof?

Number of post-match excuses by the manager?

Number of players used in the season?

Times booed off the pitch at the end of the game?
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Post by deanwindass »

If you believe Patto our 'bunch of lads' must be the most 'honest bunch of lads' in the league. :?
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Post by GodalmingYellow »

Most missed chances?
Most badly run club?
Most players playing below their natural ability?
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Post by Pe├▒a Oxford United »

Ground furthest from a genuinely good pub?
entirely disenchanted
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Post by Mooro »

Shortest time before any new manager is called upon to be sacked..
Most managers in last ten years
Most fans who spend half their time posting on forums as to how wonderful our fans are and the other half finding every possible reason they can to slate the current manager
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