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1-1
Nade, Burgess
3,555
1,955 (a very good year)
The Weymouth team reveal their new Turtle style strip and glamorous granny contest.

Draw
1-1
Yes
3
5,011

1-1
Carr, Hutchinson
5,010, 144
UE1 the programmes do not sell out in the SSU before kick off vodka runs out in the, um, whatever the upstairs bar that I can't access is called nowadays

&quotboris&quot wrote: Are you Jewish as well?

Nope (Catholic guilt) ...

An Irish-Italian, born in Yorkshire ... is there no end to suffering?

As an alleged pseudo Yorkshireman (well, eligible to play for them, were I not cr#p), I lost faith in Dazz when he became a traitor ... but on a more rational note, I think it's important to stress his loss of pace and the difference between standards in international and county cricket. Bowling yor...

0-1 to them
Scoffham
1,999
385
Both sets of supporters sing &quotcome on you yellows&quot at the same time
Roy Burton is revealed as Burton's mascot for the day

Lose
1-0
No one
Johnson
White

I had one iron rule when I did Frank's thankless task (thanks, Frank!): that was &quotI am always right, even when I am wrong&quot.
By the way, no fire engine lapped the ground in the second half, I'm only mentioning it ...

Doom, doom and thrice doom

Dogs 1 (Saunders) Ox 0
1,760 (560)
UE Hants Hog tries out the Blind Beggar en route and has his head nailed to the floor.

Draw
1-1
Saunders
3
1760

Draw
1-1
Duffy for us, own goal for them (Gilchrist?)
4,999 in total
399 from God's own county
There is no strange courtly journey behind the Norf stand by a fire engine in the second half.

Yo!

Draw
1-1
No
No
4,999

That seems really bad - when he first came on he looked a real fresh breeze - good basic skills, able to use both feet, creative, prepared to shoot, able to cross. OK, he's been injured for much of the rest of the time, but unless there are permanent problems of which we are unaware, it seems incred...

So you stand by Rageonline MoTM polls when it suits you, Boris, but discount them when it doesn't?