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Tracey Emin - a big tent with the names of all the people who've f#c%ed us up?

I was thinking Duchamp: masquerading as art, but really to be urinated upon ...

Bloody representationalism! Imposing limits on the reaction of the paint and the unconcious. Sweep away the old. Pure line and colour field, bypass literal perception.

If United were a painter, who would they be? Is that plural right?

Daggers 1 Ox Nil
Uddin 'eads in.
2500
1251 (hah)

Ford announce a new car colour, based on Jim Smith's post-half time face colour.
Multiple injuries, six substitutions and much timewasting in the second half. Referee adds two minutes of added time.

Here's me, Preston in the League Cup, 1967. I thought it was earlier, but memories play tricks, I guess. I should have been going earlier (we arrived in Wheatley in '64) but my father wasn't the sort to take me to games (or anything, really), so it took a friendly neighbour (whose daughter I ran wit...

&quotDLT&quot wrote:
At least we don't get 'irrational' tie breaks this way. Just hope it isn't a 5-0.

What's irrational about crowd number? Well except if one said &quottie breaker - get the crowd exactly or I keep the boot&quot. I think Bootmeister Boogie needs a ruling here.

Damn.

Dag 1 Ox 0

The right to eat swan for breakfast and march his boots over the bridge of sighs belongs to ... DLT. It's a cruel life.

I suppose that this would balance on the difference between a normative and a positive statement. The statement
&quot there is an apostrophe in 'it's &quot
is correct in a positive sense. Its validity as a normative statement would depend on context.

&quotPeña Oxford United&quot wrote: There is an apostrophe in &quotwriter's&quot.

Strictly, ' there should be an apostrophe in &quotwriter's&quot ' as, evidently, there wasn't an apostrophe in Mally's original text.

Draw
Five
Six
2,899

Was about to type the usual, when I had a bad feeling. Oh dear.

Lose
2-1
Richardson, Morrison, Basham
2,999, 620
UE Oxford visit is not club's largest gate of season ...
Fans from both sides link hands and play ring o' roses. Plague breaks out. The Cam rises and washes away the tears.

Let's remove the score from the equation this time

Result
Total number of substitutions (both sides)
Total number of cards (clarifying: second yellow || red = 2 cards)
Crowd

It gives me no great pleasure. And hard luck, Boris ...

Well, I daren't predict another win, dare I?

1-1
Basham, Lawton
5,900, 190
A massive police presence, horses and helicopters marshall the confused Alty supporters. A sculpture park is set up on the right wing. &quotFast&quot Eddie fails to skin any of the statues.