United old-boy to return?

The latest ridiculous piece of gossip to come Rage Online's way is that Matt Le Tissier, the enigmatic Southampton player and former United youth triallist, could be gracing the Kassam Stadium. It has been alleged that Le Tiss will play for United on loan in order to improve his fitness. Rage Online says believe it if it happens! It may be a load of old baloney, but at least it's something to report and there's a remarkable lack of that on other topics, unless a bunch of old soap opera actors is considered newsworthy on a football site (Eastenders lost, by the way, 5-3, and Firoz Kassam played in goal for 10 minutes for the all-star XI).