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TREV’S STORY

From the Rage Online newsdesk Tuesday, February 1st, 1994  

Trevor Aylott had big shoulders
Trevor Aylott had thin legs
Trevor Aylott had black hair, and a
Big white headband ’round his head

Trevor Aylott wore the 9 shirt
Trevor Aylott cured the sick
Trevor Aylott couldn’t header
Trevor Aylott couldn’t kick

But Trevor was a terrace god
‘Ooo Trevor Aylott’ we said
Trevor Aylott had black hair, and a
Big white headband ’round his head

CHORUS

Oooooo, Trevor Aylott
Youuuu, didn’t say a lot
Oooooo, Trevor Aylott
Youuuu, couldn’t play a lot
But we love you Trevor
For ever and ever
We loved your guts
And we loved your endeavour
And though you were hopeless
You never lost your tether
Nooooo, never ever.
Oooooo, Trevor!

Transfered from Brum City
One great year at Oxford U
Brian Horton thought him useful
Might even score a goal or two

But Trevor lacked a thing called talent
He was a useless prick
Trevor Aylott couldn’t header
Trevor Aylott couldn’t kick

But Trevor was a terrace god
‘Ooo Trevor Aylott’ we said
Trevor Aylott had black hair, and a
Big white headband ’round his head

CHORUS

Oxford just stayed up that year
Had to win away at Tranmere
Trevor was substituted that day
Went off without a fanfare

He got a free transfer to Gillingham
We gave poor Trev the flick
Coz Trevor Aylott couldn’t header
Trevor Aylott couldn’t kick

But Trevor was a terrace god
‘Ooo Trevor Aylott’ we said
Trevor Aylott had black hair, and a
Big white headband ’round his head

CHORUS

Yeah Trevor Aylott was a terrace god
‘Ooo Trevor Aylott’ we said
Trevor Aylott had black hair, and a
Big white headband ’round his head

CHORUS

Archie Eckerman

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