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Early start because I'm going away for the weekend. (Cue even heavier rain!)

Oxford Utd 2 (Rendell, Johnson) Southend 1 (Mohsni). Attendance 8,150. Away crowd 650.

Unexpected event: Noah's Ark spotted just off Milford-on-Sea.

Oxford 2 Southend 0

Rendell Constable

8,234 (700)

Ox 2 End 1

Beano rendell Duberry og

9,876 of which 1,234 from there

The hopes of a defeated army are kept alive as the pier is swept from under the feet of the Shrimpers by a tidal wave driven by the Almighty, diverting the course of the Isis to its intended glory at Wembley.

Or we lose and Crewe win, resulting in hundreds of returned tickets for the Vale match.

This is the big one. Bring extra pairs of pants.

2-1 (It would be wrong not to &quotbelieve&quot)
Rendell / Morgan (Won't happen though will it?) &amp Mohsni (Who else?)
9000
1100
UE: Each and every Oxford supporter in the ground get 100% behind the team, there's no booing of any player, there's no groans when a pass goes astray, there's a realisation we ain't Barca (they ain't going to win much if anything this season), there's no loud mouths behind the dugouts giving CW abusive advice and come 5 o'clock all looks well with the world again.

Us 2 (Constable at last, and Montano) Them 1 (Mohsni)

Att: 8888 with 1234 of Them


UE: Hope continues, despair awaits.

Freshwater shrimps 1(Beano) Saltwater Shrimps 1(Mohsni)

8,750 (750)

UE: I think of a film related UE involving Helen Mirren.

Go on then let's believe

United 3 (Hall, Chapman, Morgan), United 1 (Hall)

Crowd 9,656 (away 1,123)

UE Cheltenham and Crewe both lose which means that we have yet another chance if we slip up this weekend.

Oxford 2 (Rendell, Hall) Southend 3 (Elliott ' bloody' Benyon x3)
9998
121

UE - Port Vale's 10 point penalty revoked and we go into final game with a head to head for the final playoff spot.

Us 2 Them 0 9436 1152 Rendell Hall

Ox 1 End 1
Hall Hall
8765, 1,234

Lord Wilder, hibernating aboard the Leonov, is woken by Captain Kirbuk as they near Kas, a moon of Jupiter, where she has detected vague signs of life. They discover an undamaged but three-sided spaceship. Below them a series of monoliths stand still, as if defending a set piece. Over the season, the monoliths multiply, the gravitational force sucking the side downwards. Kirbuk and Wilder make their escape at the last minute, returning to where they were as Jupiter forms a small star and the message pulses out to the whole world &quotuse no loanees, use no loaness, use your squad in peace&quot. A Hampshire property consultant sues a Cambridge academic for plagiarism as faint hopes remain.

Us 1 Them 0

Rendell

Att: 9500 with 1111 of them

Oxford 2 (Morgan Chapman) Southend 0

10,132 (1200)

2-0 win
Chapman, Johnson
8,203
1,129

Win 2-1
A Hall, Morgan, R Hall
8444
1188

U's 2-1 shrimps

Constable, asa hall.......benyon

Att 9341......899 away

Ue.... We win, Crewe lose, we go back to seventh!