Put your crash helmets on

Boogie · Post by **Boogie** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:23 pm

Plymouth 0 Nowhere near the Thamesmouth 1 (Constable)

7,200 (900)

UE: Several off-white 1958 model Plymouth Furies line up the pitch before kick-off. In the middle of the line of cars, a lone bright red and white Fury stands in contrast to the others. The Plymouth keeper is injured when the car's hood slams shut on his hand.

Strangely the Stadium PA system can only play 1950’s Rock n Roll and all the fans instantly start having feelings of admiration for the car.

The cars leave the pitch and the match starts without incident but at half-time the car returns and driverless tries to run down the substitutes warming up. A bulldozer has to be found to crush the car.

In the post match interview CW states &quotGod, I hate rock and roll.&quot But in the background a piece of the grill of the car in the wreckage can be seen to slowly bending back to shape…

Snake · Post by **Snake** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:37 pm

Them 1 (MacDonald) Us 1 (Constable)

Att: 9999 with 777 of Us

UE: Party time at Argyle as they celebrate staying on the pools coupon.

Mooro · Post by **Mooro** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:44 pm

One each (Blindasa, Batt)
6742 612

UE - AFter performing their planned pre-match display, the Military Wives choir are joined at half time by the Headington Quarry MorrisMen for an encore.
The watching Simon Cowell (Coming up for air amidst s few 'bonks' with memebrs of the Argyle ladies team) immediately pulls the plug on the rest of the Britains Got Talent series, with his act for the Royal Variety show sorted.

recordmeister · Post by **recordmeister** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 1:10 pm

'Muff 0 - Divers 2
(Beano, Rendell)

att: 9067 (601)

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:44 pm

Them 0 Us 1 Hall 6897 869

Hog · Post by **Hog** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:48 pm

1-1
Wotton, Hall
8008
789

Radley Rambler · Post by **Radley Rambler** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 3:12 pm

Them 1 Us 1

MacDonald, Rendell

Att: 7500 with 650 yellows

JoeyBeauchamp · Post by **JoeyBeauchamp** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 3:33 pm

Them 0-0 Us

7,777 - 777

Baboo · Post by **Baboo** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 3:49 pm

0-0
7700
700

Paul Cooper · Post by **Paul Cooper** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 3:58 pm

Argle 1-1 United

Purse Rendell

7,987 (653 away)

Kernow Yellow · Post by **Kernow Yellow** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 5:17 pm

First time I've dreamt about a game in ages. Better go with my premonition (though I'm not sure the game had finished before I woke up)..

Green Army 0 Mighty Yellows 1
Pitman
7,777 (777)

Ancient Colin · Post by **Ancient Colin** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 6:36 pm

I fear, I fear.

3-1
Walton, Wootton, MacDonald Johnson

7171 717

three sendings off and two penalties.

GodalmingYellow · Post by **GodalmingYellow** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 8:47 pm

Mouth 1 Ford 2

Purse, Rendell, Beano

7,097 of which 1,423 from Ox

pottersrightboot · Post by **pottersrightboot** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:13 pm

Plymouth 2 (Walton/Purse) OUFC 1 (Hall)
7119 (902 Us)

Yellows Forum in meltdown post match. I cannot see us getting in the playoffs after last week's game. No killer instinct! FEEL FREE TO BOOKMARK

UEs

Wilder takes Burton job at half time.
Mickey Lewis spontaneously combusts when laying out the prematch cones.

Oh and thanks to all on the forum who have sponsored me for Sunday's Marathon. I am er.. slightly apprehensive. Hey ho, let's go.

Geoff · Post by **Geoff** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:50 pm

Plymouth 1 (Walton) Oxford 2 (Constable, Johnson). Attendance 9,000. Away crowd 750.