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Clarkson's bad hat joke
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 7:49 am
by Boogie
MI5 Plus 2 Equals 0
Intelligence Men: Constable, Chapman
7,200 (300)
UE: A strange-looking man tries to persuade Leven to remember a tune. After a few set-piece comedy interludes, the tune is identified and the plot switches to a performance of Swan Lake. Montano, masquerading as a Russian, adopts a broad Scottish highland accent during the ballet performance itself, CW and ML, dressed in Egyptian costumes, get mixed up in the "Dance of the Little Swans". Finally, however, the villain is unmasked and all is well. Doobs returns happily to his coffee bar.
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:38 pm
by wightyellow
Ox 2 - Morcambe 1
Morano, Wright - Capaldi
Tony capaldi makes his forst start of the season.
7332 194 away
Re:
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:49 pm
by Mooro
"wightyellow" wrote:Tony capaldi makes his forst start of the season.
Is he a Geordie then?
3-1 (Rendell, Montano, Chapman // Wise)
6012 47
UE - My ex-landlady from when I was at uni up the road spots me and demands the 57p for the lightbulb that blew in my room the day I moved out...(Her husband ran Battersbys coaches, who may well be driving the team down to the game, so I'll be keeping an eye out)
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 4:27 pm
by Snake
Us 2 (Constable, Montano) Them 1 (Curran)
Att: 6789 with 123 of Them
UE: New record low set for away supporters for a Football League game at Minchery Farm
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 5:08 pm
by Bista yellow
Yellows 2-1 Morecombe
Whing, Hall.
U.E. Morecombe's team bus runs out of fuel and Andy Whing has to push it down the A34
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:38 am
by Hog
Mindy 2 Mork 1
Hall, Beano, Ellison
6666
99
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:27 pm
by Radley Rambler
Us 2 them 0
Hall, Leven
Att: 6200 with 66 away
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:02 pm
by Paul Cooper
2-1 United
(Constable & Leven)
6,969 (12 away)
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:24 pm
by John Byrne's Underpants
2-0
Johnson, Hall
6351
102
UE: Denis Smith is the next England Manager.
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:50 pm
by Ancient Colin
1-1
Rendell, Carlton
6,543 210
As Lord Wilder glowers in enforced absence, Master Lewis reminds his troops of the Evans maxim of self-support in the face of adversity. The well-armed yellow train band (Master Leven excluded as his arms be not well) get their retaliation in first, seizing the potted foodstuffs of their opponents at pistol and knife point and consuming them triumphantly. Master Clarke saves another penalty, but to no avail as fans do rail and wail at the three point fail.
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:29 pm
by Zeke
Us 3 Them 0 Hall Constable Johnson 6745 201
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:26 pm
by Baboo
3-1
Beano, Hall & Johnson / Ellison
6850
120
UE: Centre half pairing of Whing & Tonkin
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:52 pm
by GodalmingYellow
Us 2 them 0
Beano, Johnson
6,738 of which 138 form there
UE: Cockles (but alas no mussels) alive alive o
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:18 pm
by Kernow Yellow
Y's 1 Morecambe 1
Andre Pr(L)even Ellison
6,857 (96)
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:31 pm
by Sideshow Rob
Tumbling Bay 2 (Hall, Constable) Morecambe Bay 0
7,144 (102)
UE Morecambe swap their reserve keeper for a tank of fuel for the journey home.