Filth Fedora

[Hog]

I know I'm just chucking points away with this but ...

Win 2-1
Beano, Duberry, Benson
11,543
1,195

UE: United win by 3 clear goals

[pottersrightboot]

Ox 1 (Beano) Scum 1 (Benson)

12,412 (1237 them)

UE medley Batt and Whing score, Wilder gets sent off for touchline behaviour and is banished to stands, we win 5-0, they win 5-0. Chapman plays from start.

[Ancient Colin]

Oxen 0 Inbreds 2
Benson, Connell
11500 1200

A fine example of erithacus rubecula, albeit without a father, moves in an erratic sinoidal fashion before meeting his demise owing to gunfire from the stands. A strange hybrid bovinae-passer domesticus is seen flying generally towards the south west with an intent look. Bonfire smoke rises, with a taint of urban miasma.

[GodalmingYellow]

I simply cannot predict Swinedown to get anything from this game, no matter what the form book says.

Strong as an Ox 2 The Adams Family 0

Constable, Kerrouche

11,778, of which 1,252 from Swinedown

UE: P DiC turns out to suffer from diphallic terata, a result of being an inbred. The Italian accent is fake and really he speaks as though from Swinedown. He gets so mad with the ref that he physically soils himself, leaving the ground with 2 nasty smells - that of Wiltshire and that of his own shit. When the 2nd goal goes in just before the end fo the match, Wilder does a goal celebration slide a la Wembley. Swinedown immediately go into administration and get docked 10 points.

[A-Ro]

I simply cannot predict Swinedown to get anything from this game, no matter what the form book says.

Strong as an Ox 2 The Adams Family 0

Constable, Kerrouche

11,778, of which 1,252 from Swinedown

UE: P DiC turns out to suffer from diphallic terata, a result of being an inbred. The Italian accent is fake and really he speaks as though from Swinedown. He gets so mad with the ref that he physically soils himself, leaving the ground with 2 nasty smells - that of Wiltshire and that of his own shit. When the 2nd goal goes in just before the end fo the match, Wilder does a goal celebration slide a la Wembley. Swinedown immediately go into administration and get docked 10 points.

Is Kerrouche playing? I thought I read somewhere that he is not allowed to play tomorow.

[Zeke]

Us 1 Them 1 12500 2000 Constable Benson

[recordmeister]

Olly and his Ox's 3-2 Rockin Robin and his flock

Constable, Johnson, Leven, Connell and Duberry OG

10498. 1252 from Wiltshire (1253 actually as I live here too)

UE: PDC enters the SSL to confront some Oxford Fans. Oxford fans dance on the pitch and block the tunnel to force PDC to dance with us.

V optimistic, considering Leven has been ruled out.

[recordmeister]

BMW 2 HONDA 2
Beano, Dubes / Benson, Ritchie

11,555 (1,255)

UE: Jack Wright and Leven both start and score

[SWA]

who is Jack Wright? New signing?

[Aylesbury Rich]

U's 2-2 scummers

Constable 2, Ritchie benson

Att 11890, 1244 away

Ue.... No one arrested and dicanio isn't sent to the stands

[Snake]

I simply cannot predict Swinedown to get anything from this game, no matter what the form book says.

Strong as an Ox 2 The Adams Family 0

Constable, Kerrouche

11,778, of which 1,252 from Swinedown

UE: P DiC turns out to suffer from diphallic terata, a result of being an inbred. The Italian accent is fake and really he speaks as though from Swinedown. He gets so mad with the ref that he physically soils himself, leaving the ground with 2 nasty smells - that of Wiltshire and that of his own shit. When the 2nd goal goes in just before the end fo the match, Wilder does a goal celebration slide a la Wembley. Swinedown immediately go into administration and get docked 10 points.

UEII: - Kerrouche plays for Us

Is Kerrouche playing? I thought I read somewhere that he is not allowed to play tomorrow.

There, I've tidied up GY's posting

[Hoglette]

Win 2-0
Beano 2
11760
1176

[slappy]

Oxford 5 : Red filth 4
(Constable 2, Rendell 2, Johnson 1 Ritchie 2, Benson 2)
Att 12,100 (away 1,252)
UE: Red filth go 2 up, 4-2 up, miss a penalty, and lose 5-4

[Geoff]

Oxford Utd 1 (Constable) Slumdon Town 1 (Connell). Attendance 11,550. Away crowd 1,220.

Unexpected event: I can park my car within a mile of the ground.

[Sideshow Rob]

Oxford 2 (Constable, Chapman) Muckrakers 1 (Benson)

11,500 (1250)