Us 1 (Potter) Them 2 (Gestede x 2)
Att : 6789 with 789 of Them
UE : An exhausted sheep is released by TVP from the luggage compartment of the away team bus on arrival at the Stadium. A bevy of laughing Swans from the Thames fly over the North Stand at just the moment when Cardiff lose.
The score at ninety minutes does not count in this one in the event of extra time being played. See Hat rule 24b(ix).
Them from The Valleys Hat
Them from The Valleys Hat
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Oxen Herders 0 - 3 Sheep Shaggers
(Parkin, Hudson, Gestede)
7882, of whom 926 are tidy, see.
UE: rioters take to the pitch during the second half, looting Robert Earnshaw and - more surprisingly - Harry Worley. Both are discreetly sold on at Brick Lane market to 'Arry Redknapp (who loves a bargain).
(Parkin, Hudson, Gestede)
7882, of whom 926 are tidy, see.
UE: rioters take to the pitch during the second half, looting Robert Earnshaw and - more surprisingly - Harry Worley. Both are discreetly sold on at Brick Lane market to 'Arry Redknapp (who loves a bargain).
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Re:
Yellows 2 (Smalley, Potter) Blues 1 (Dubes og)
5432
543
UE: Whing's position is Whing Back
5432
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UE: Whing's position is Whing Back
Gavin 2-1 Stacey
Smalley, Leven. Parkin.
6800 with 700 prop forwards with necks thicker than my thighs.
UE so impressed with United's impressive performance is watching Welsh national manager Gary Speed that he immediately contrives distant Welsh heritage for the whole Oxford first XI and rushes citizenship through in time for them to all play vs Australia on Wednesday. Meanwhile top Cardiff fan chantreuse Charlotte Church makes the local front page for her riotous drunken behaviour in leading the entire away support in an operatic version of "You're gonna get your fecking heads kicked in" whilst hanging one-armed off the gantry.
Smalley, Leven. Parkin.
6800 with 700 prop forwards with necks thicker than my thighs.
UE so impressed with United's impressive performance is watching Welsh national manager Gary Speed that he immediately contrives distant Welsh heritage for the whole Oxford first XI and rushes citizenship through in time for them to all play vs Australia on Wednesday. Meanwhile top Cardiff fan chantreuse Charlotte Church makes the local front page for her riotous drunken behaviour in leading the entire away support in an operatic version of "You're gonna get your fecking heads kicked in" whilst hanging one-armed off the gantry.
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You do know that our game is on Wednesday as well?"BigCrompy" wrote:UE so impressed with United's impressive performance is watching Welsh national manager Gary Speed that he immediately contrives distant Welsh heritage for the whole Oxford first XI and rushes citizenship through in time for them to all play vs Australia on Wednesday.
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Ach, must have missed that one, so....thanks! You've actually saved me from staying up til 5am Melbourne time tonight to listen to it, might have been quite disappointed in that event."A-Ro" wrote:You do know that our game is on Wednesday as well?"BigCrompy" wrote:UE so impressed with United's impressive performance is watching Welsh national manager Gary Speed that he immediately contrives distant Welsh heritage for the whole Oxford first XI and rushes citizenship through in time for them to all play vs Australia on Wednesday.
Does kinda make my unexpected event that bit more unexpected if it happens though so I shall be expecting extra points...
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Ox 0 Sheep 2
5,432 666
Conway, Whittingham
Fires from the surrounding estates make floodlights unneccessary. All the Oxford substitutes wear fetching Karen Millen one shoulder draped dresses. Cardiff supporters loot inferior Oxford web forums and return to the Principality with collections of "Constable to Luton" and "Wright to a championship club" rumours.
5,432 666
Conway, Whittingham
Fires from the surrounding estates make floodlights unneccessary. All the Oxford substitutes wear fetching Karen Millen one shoulder draped dresses. Cardiff supporters loot inferior Oxford web forums and return to the Principality with collections of "Constable to Luton" and "Wright to a championship club" rumours.